Thought For The Day - Armani On A Pig

Stress For Success

October 20, 2023

There has been much talk and more hand-wringing about how senators dress and how it reflects on the dignity of the office.

Sen. John Fetterman (or is it his body double) preparing to preside over the Senate

You wanna talk about dignity?

Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-M

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI)

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)

Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL)

Sen. Tommy Fucking Tuberville (R-AL)

Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH)

Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (?-AZ)

All of the above have always dressed appropriately (with the exception of Sinema), but have all behaved shamefully, either repeatedly or consistently. 

This list did not include dimwits like Marco Rubio, Susan Collins, John Cornyn, Tim Scott, John Thune, Joni Ernst, Chuck Grassley, Tim Scott, Tom Tillis, Mike Lee, Joe Manchin, Robert Menendez and of course, Moscow Mitch McConnell, all of whom are assholes and/or idiots, but always so properly attired. And that's just the Senate.

In reality, Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) started this whole thing because of his attire. While Fetterman may be undignified in his sartorial choices, he is intelligent and dignified in his actions. Well, maybe not always the most dignified, but sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.

Any argument over decorum and dignity at the highest levels of our government can be put to rest with one picture (too many to choose from) and three little words:

Donald Jackal Trump

So, go ahead, talk about how John Fetterman dresses.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

What do you think?