Governor Kristi Noem (P*-SD) in her new memoir No Going
Back related a story she really needn’t have told. Noem is angling for the
VP spot in the dystopian second Trump administration. Noem is widely regarded
to be on the short list but may have just shot her way to the shit list after
her callous, brazen admission. Though Trump undoubtedly found the story either touching
or meaningless, many people are saying it is simply despicable and heartless –
two other plusses in Trump’s mind.
She said the 14-month-old puppy was unmanageable, would not
listen to unreason and acted like a “trained assassin.” One cannot help but
wonder who trained her.
Noem wanted to make sure everyone reading her book really understood
just what kind of person she was and is. She called the dog “untrainable” and “dangerous
to anyone she came in contact with” adding, “I hated that dog.” It seems more
than likely that the feeling was mutual. Unfortunately, Cricket was unarmed. As
usual Noem could just as easily been talking about herself. Projection, thy
name is Republican.
Noem claimed the puppy was named Cricket, but our imaginary
sources have learned that she had in fact named the little girl Kick-it, which
may have had something to do with how she treated the dog before happily
blowing its brains out in a gravel pit. It is believed that Noem immediately
removed its heart, ate it and then roasted the remainder in front of her
cowering children. We also learned that Noem claimed to have been very upset at
having to murder her pet, but quickly found a new one and was reportedly distraught
that the new puppy was perfectly well-behaved.
Why couldn’t she just have strapped the dog to the roof of her
car like normal Republicans.
Noem, seen here signing doggie
death warrants in the shadow of
infamous dog murderer Michael Vick (who at least apologized in the end)
After shooting her dog, Noem writes that she also killed a
goat her family owned that she calls “nasty and mean.” Reading further, one
learns that Noem was livid because the animal was behaving like…a goat. One hopes
her children learned to be potty trained in a timely manner. However, it will
be interesting to see how Noem responds when Trump starts behaving like Trump
in her presence.
Noem believes that the only thing this story shows is that
she knows how to make the tough decisions and that she is courageous enough to
do what needs to be done herself. You know, like giving up a distressed animal
to someone willing to take the trouble to rehabilitate it.
Noem seen here responding to
anti-dog-killers
Guardin' Noem
Did we mention that Noem has been banned from numerous
Indian reservations in her state after she claimed that some tribal leaders were profiting from drug dealing, “personally
benefiting from the cartels” and questioning their commitments to children on
reservations.
In response to the tsunamic backlash she has received for
needlessly murdering her puppy, Noem has changed the title of her guaranteed least-selling
book, on the eve of its release, to No Going Forward.
We at Paying Attention™just have one question: Was she a bitch? Uh,
excuse us Governor Noem, we were talking to the dog.
_____________________________________________ *Psycho Party
The case could not be
more aptly named: Trump v. United States. After all, Trump has been opposed to
the United States for most of his unnecessary life. Trump’s lawyer, D.
John Mustard…I mean Sauer continued to use the same ridiculous, yet horrifying argument
in pleading before the Supremes that American presidents simply cannot function
if even a hint of culpability or responsibility to the laws of the land apply
to them. Ridiculous, because it has no basis in even alternate reality,
horrifying because all the thing’s men on the Court were happily wallowing
around in the feces-filled slop Sauer was spewing.
The only reason anyone is even talking about
this bullshit issue is because Sauer’s client – who just happens to be a
life-long conman, thief and very likely a serial rapist, not to mention his new
hobbies of election fraud, stealing classified documents and inciting insurrection
– has made a mockery of the presidency, democracy and the Constitution.
May It Disease The Court
No other president has caused the issue of
absolute presidential immunity to arise, with the possible exception of Richard
Nixon, who resigned in the face of impeachment after covering up his crimes
against the country. Because Nixon knew he would be pardoned by his hand-picked
successor because Nixon knew he could end up in court for his crimes against
the country – not to mention his crimes against humanity. Trump’s own attorney,
during one of his impeachment trials, insisted that his client should not be
impeached because he should instead be tried in civilian court once out of
office. Maybe this attorney figured Trump would never be out of office.
Speaking of crimes against humanity, or at
least crimes against the American public (well, against the segment – still in
the majority – of the American public who do not believe: Trump’s “hair” and
skin tone are natural, that he has many bibles in his “house” or that the January
6 coup attempt was just like a Girls Gone Wild video – while pretending to
adjudicate the (non-existent) matter of absolute presidential immunity, no
mention of the primary reason this absurd conversation even began was
permitted. That’s right the Goons Gone Wild, Washington DC Edition of January
6, 2021, which earned Trump a record-breaking second impeachment and an
invitation to federal court as the special guest of Jack Smith, was not part of
the pro-Trump hearing this past Thursday. Who says it can’t happen here?
Someone saying “It can’t
happen here.”
The Court Of Last Distort
Human beer-soaked turd Brett Kavanaugh had
the unmitigated gall to note that the pardoning of Nixon is “now looked upon as
one of the better decisions in presidential history, I think by most people.”
Au contraire, mon fuck-faced, rapey little shit frère. The pardoning of Nixon has left
a stain a half-century long on this nation. And we still haven’t been able to shout
it out.
So now, we await what should be a no-brainer
decision on a case that should never have gotten this far from Trump’s own,
owned Supreme Court. It seems frighteningly possible that – whether or not
there is such a thing as absolute presidential immunity* – the highly
unbalanced (in more ways than one) Court will nonetheless bestow it on Trump.
It will be no surprise, however horrific, for this court to upend the
Constitution for the umpteenth time, and with it our democracy (which they have
been working feverishly to accomplish for years), by deciding that the 45th
president has absolute immunity from prosecution.
The Trump majority is now planning on
dragging out a claim that should have taken all of 30 seconds to deny –
especially for all those self-proclaimed, dangerously deluded, so-called
“originalists” who claim to know the founders’ intent with every word they put
to parchment.
As we and countless others have noted many
times in many places,the founders themselves
did not always agree with each other, or even with themselves at times, so
there is no such thing as “original intent” when it comes to the Constitution.
The dishonest, and all-too-often blatantly hypocritical “originalist” hacks we
now have running roughshod over the highest court in the land pretend to revere
(much more than did the men who wrote the words) the letter of the law written some
250 years ago. Of course, those men who wrote those words never intended those
words to be immutable across the ages. These justices are not originalists so
much as absurdists.
“Criminal Court” May Not Mean What You Think It Means
And you can bet that if at least five of the
six current absurdists decide in Trump’s favor, they will make it a one-off,
just like they did in deciding to appoint George WTF Bush, who lost the 2000
election to Al Gore and became president nonetheless. And their decision will
include a rider that it only becomes effective on January 20, 2025 if Trump
takes the White House, just in case current president Joe Biden gets any funny
ideas about using this newly-created presidential super-power for himself
and/or to protect America from a second bite at the worm-infested Trump apple.
The Extreme Six unfortunately treat the
Constitution the way they treat the Bible. They say they revere every word, but
their actions betray their true feelings as they break their word with the god
they claim to serve above, the same way they do with those they are appointed
to serve here below. The words they claim to live by both privately and
professionally, religiously and politically, are not nearly as valuable to
these frauds as the paper any of the words is printed on. They simply pick and
choose which words to live by and which to laugh off.
Can you find the six
“justices” who are pimping for Trump?
This Just In…
It has just been revealed that some guy named
George Washington was a really big deal back in the day, it seems he was a
president and he’s getting more and more recognition these days. This
Washington guy said about the Constitution, “Its only keepers, the people.” I
believe he was referring to the “We The People” kind of mentioned in the
Constitution thingie, and not six assholes appointed by presidents.
Especially when one of the six is married to
a co-conspirator in an attempted coup and three of these lifetime-appointees
(including the one married to an insurrectionist) have massive conflicts of
interest, and two others were appointed under incredibly spurious circumstance.
And especially the current cash-crop most of whom were appointed by presidents
who lost the popular vote, you know, the vote that represents the will of We
The People (one of those presidents also lost the unpopular/Electoral College
vote, and was subsequently appointed by five of those Supreme Court assholes,
who simply decided to piss all over the Constitution and put their preferred
guy in office – an office he ultimately defecated all over).
This Washington guy – as did most of the
founders – believed that the Constitution was a living document that could, and
probably should be amended and improved over time. As times change, those
trying desperately to un-change them are gaining more and more momentum and
power.
It was fun while it lasted. Sort
of.
Mose Allison - I Don't Worry About A Thing
____________________________________________________ *Spoiler Alert: THERE ISN’T.
First things first. Sixty percent of adult Americans
disapprove of what the Supreme Court is doing. Be it overturning decades of
settled law, sabotaging democracy at every turn by gutting voting laws and
flooding elections with dark money (should be called “white money” since all of
it is coming from rich white assholes), consistently siding with corporations over the public welfare, or the blatant corruption of at least two
of the most self-enriching, anti-democratic justices which has recently come to light. This is
one fucked up Supreme Court. For the ages.
Today, at long last, after a lengthy and wholly unnecessary
delay (other than stalling like and for Trump) the Trump-packed Supreme Court
will pretend to hear oral arguments in the case wherein Donald Trump is claiming that he has absolute
and total immunity from prosecution because the Electoral College – the same
Electoral College that Trump refused to honor four years later, when it did not
hand him the presidency – deemed him president in 2016 for four of the worst years in
this nation’s nearly 250-year history.
The Court appears poised to waste another two months
dickering over an issue that deserved not one nanosecond of debate, especially
for those who claim to revere every word and presumed intent of the
Constitution. Presidents are not kings. Fuck these fuckers.
Pack The Court, Smack The Court, Do Some Fucking Thing
Self-loathing Uncle Thomas is at it again, burnishing his
horrific legacy as one of the most effective saboteurs of American democracy in
our nation's history (thanks Biden). After spending decades as the Court Mime, now
Uncle T will not shut the fuck up.
Clarence Thomas made Marcel
Marceau look like Donald Trump
Thomas and his insurrectionist wife are hard at work, by
word and by deed, dissolving decorum, decency and democracy. That of course, is
when Monster T is not busy taking bribes from radical Christian billionaires.
After all, he’s mostly in it for the money.
If for no other reason (though reasons abound) Democrats
should pack the Supreme in order to offset CFT and the further damage he has
planned for this country. He already made it clear that he thinks
contraceptives and same sex marriage need to be "revisited." Thomas
recently questioned whether the attempted violent overthrow of the government
by homegrown terrorists allied with Donald Trump (well beyond merely aided and
abetted by CFT’s nutjob wife) was just like any other protest. Nothing to see here, and if there was something to see, no one had anything to do with it. Thomas
had to be figuratively spanked by Justice Sonya Sotomayor, who in a truly just
world would have instead walked a few seats down the bench and slapped his
sorry ass silly, and then gone and sat back down.
While Thomas is nothing if not a corrupt, white nationalist
Christo-fascist, the Court's top buffoon and annoying splinter on the bench
Neil Gorsuch – only barely claiming the top spot from Amy Clowny Barrett – is trying to compare the murderous,
coup-happy mob who ransacked the Capitol, assaulted law enforcement, destroyed
and stole property, threatened the lives of legislators and desperately wanted to hang the vice
president, and defecated in the halls of the Capitol in service to stopping the
certification of a free and fair election, to Rep. Jamal Bowman (D-NY) pulling
a fire alarm to delay a vote.
These Supreme fuckers are desperately trying to get their
lard and savior Donald Trump off the hook for trying the end democracy in
America. And every other fucking horrific deed he has ever done or ever will
do if given half a chance.
Justices are expected to recuse themselves when even the
appearance of conflict of interests exist. Some might consider it a conflict of
interest when the defendant’s co-conspirator is married to one or more (who
knows what these freaks are doing behind our backs – other than Thomas and
Alito openly taking bribes from filthy-rich white men who stand to benefit from
their “friendship”) of the justices. Others might be more interested in having
those who were appointed by the defendant recuse themselves for the most
obvious and clear-cut reasons in the history of jurisprudence. Or maybe it’s
just me.
In
Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro was recently ousted by voters after four horrifying
years in power, after which he went full Trump with a copycat post-election Big
Lie. As is usually the case, fascist assholes like Bolsonaro and Trump are
neck-deep in both crises. Bolsonaro’s administration specialized in destruction
of the Amazon, earning him the moniker “Captain Chainsaw.” More recently, now
out of the political crisis game, Bolsonaro was suspected of harassing a
humpback whalein
the waters off Brazil’s south-eastern coastline near the town of São Sebastião.
In
December 2023, Javier Milei, another Christo-fascist, faux-libertarian jackass,
who campaigned brandishing an actual chainsaw, was elected president of
Argentina. Fortunately, Trump, who congratulated the world’s newest dictator by
saying Milei “will make Argentina great again” does not possess the physical
strength to lift anything heavier than a Whopper. It seems likely that
Argentina will soon be more fascist than Florida. At least Trump will be able
to find safe-haven when he decides to jump bail – like Napoleon, he was never
going to be able to handle Russian winters.
Here
at home, as we are too well aware, we have a disgraced, twice-impeached,
four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth Amendment-dependent
ex-one-term-president, currently indicted all over the fucking place for so
many, and such egregious acts that he should have been locked up, or shipped
off to Elba, ages ago. Instead, this fuckwad is once again his – and I do mean
his – party’s nominee for president and is currently leading in the polls over
Joe Biden.
Trump
is also crushing Biden for King of Senior Moments. And number of indictments.
Back
To The End Of The Future
NOVA
circa 1983 – The Climate Crisis
From
a 1969 (Nixon) White House memo:
“As
with so many of the more interesting environmental questions, we really don’t
have very satisfactory measurements of the carbon dioxide problem. On the other
hand, this very clearly is a problem, and, perhaps most particularly, is
one that can seize the imagination of persons normally indifferent to projects
of apocalyptic change.”
The
memo further stated that dumping more CO2
into the atmosphere
“could
increase the average temperature near the earth’s surface by 7 degrees
Fahrenheit. This in turn could raise the level of the sea by 10 feet. Goodbye
New York. Goodbye Washington, for that matter.”
The
Nixon White House memo (did I mention it was produced in 1969, which by some
accounts was 55 years ago…in the past) also offered ideas for mitigating the
coming (now here) disaster, including
“fairly
mammoth man-made efforts to countervail the CO2 rise. (E.g., stop
burning fossil fuels. I would think this is a subject that the Administration
ought to get involved with.”
That was the Nixon administration. Richard
Nixon. Paranoid, criminal scumbag. In 1969.
Then
again, the Greenhouse Effect was initially posited in the 1890s. How we doin’
so far?
To Hell with “America First.”
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
Bullshit,
I mean freak the fuck out.
This has been your Special Edition Paying Attention™ Fraught
For Earth The Day.
Not that the imminent mass extinction of life in the sea, which will inevitably spread to life on land enters into the equation that consists only of dollar signs, but the
iconic purveyor of cheap, fast-food-y foods from the sea, Red Lobster is
heading for bankruptcy.
Funny
thing, so are the oceans.
Industrial
fishing, climate crisis and demand for omega fish oil products are decimating
the seas. Not to mention Red Fucking Lobster’s famed All-You-Can-Eat shrimp or
their Endless Lobster Experience.
Not
to worry though, once the coral reefs die off (along with the bees) life above
sea level will not fare very well. Assuming we all haven’t burned, drowned or
frozen to death first.
Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish
Get
ready for Fred Lobster and their All-You-Can-Eat-Soylent-Green.
Bankruptcy,
It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Speaking
of bankruptcy, Donald Trump. The world’s most famous morally, intellectually
and financially bankrupt dumbass is now turning everyone’s couch cushions
inside-out in search of loose change. It isn’t enough that he managed to get
his Stepford daughter-in-law in charge of the RNC’s purse strings – vowing to
devote every penny to dear old dad-in-law. Self-proclaimed “King of Debt” Trump
is now demanding that any Fascist/Trump/Putin Party candidate who uses Damaged
Don’s likeness or name to boost their own election chances (is that really
still a thing?) must pay a protection fee…I mean royalties to The Don.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught
For The Day.
This is Donald's daughter-in-law Lara Trump, she is
married to Eric, and for that reason and that reason alone, she is now chairing
the Ratpublican National Committee for the sole purpose of funneling any and
all contributions meant for all Ratpublican candidates directly into the
coffers of Dear Old Dad-in-law to pay his legal bills and buy paintings of
himself as Jesus, or Captain America, or Rambo, or a cowboy. Don't hold that
against her. Oh, what the hell, hold it against her. And whatever you do, do not
listen to her sing. You could die. She makes autotune sound tone-deaf.
Just be glad you do not have to hear Lara’s “voice” like
this unfortunate woman, who was told it was Taylor Swift
But that's not why I'm putting you through the torture
of even thinking about her. I need a little crowdsourcing help.
What I want to know is, what the hell is going on below
her nose? Are those hotdogs? Did she have hotdogs implanted where her lips
were? Are they just glued on?
“We
have our jury.” Judge Juan Merchan –
presiding judge, People of The State of New York v. Donald Trump
April 18, 2024
Serial adulterer,
serial liar, serial-impeached, serial loser, and serial sleeper at the defense table in court Donald Trump had better up his
uppers. He has been seen nodding off throughout the first two days of jury selection. He woke up just in time to freak out that his jury had been selected while he was out. His first post-fake-presidency criminal trial (not likely his last) is currently slated to begin with opening arguments on Monday, April 22, 2024. That’s very soon, even in
Trumpworld. There is no alternative calendar.
The jury has been
selected. This is the jury Trump is whining he did not get
The only jury Trump would claim was very strongly and powerfully fair
This is closer to
the jury Trump that will decide the fate of The Most Dangerous Man In The World.
He doesn’t drink beer, but if he did he would lie about it.
The
identity of these jurors must be protected from the stochastic terrorist Donald Trump
Everybody knows that Trump will do whatever he can get away with to try
and intimidate and threaten and endanger jurors. He will everything possible to put their
lives at risk from the wrath of the whackos who adore Demented Defendant
Donald.
Sleepy Don was reportedly falling asleep on and off all day,
starting in the morning, during Day 1 of jury selection in his first criminal
trial for election interference in Manhattan. Trump’s behavior during Day 2 was
no different. Luckily for Daydreaming Donald, there were no fishes for him to sleep
with in the courtroom.
Naturally, Trump later claimed that he was just joking, that
he was being sarcastic and that he was “only doing my very strong, very powerful
Sleepy Joe Biden impression. Everyone knows this and everyone loves it. Just the
other day, a big strong man came up to me, with tears in his eyes and he said ‘Sir,
please do your Sleepy Joe Biden impression for me while you’re in court. It would
mean so much.’ That’s all there is to it. Believe me.
The old boy is going to have to double up on his puppy uppers to
make it through what promises to be several weeks of jury selection, let alone
the actual trial. I guess Low Energy Don wasn’t able to keep up his hourly
doses of 5-Hour energy drinks while sitting in the courtroom, and he wasn’t
able to keep snorting Adderall at the defense table. Judges probably frown on
that sort of behavior.
Courtroom sketch of The
Defendant looking very spunky,
from Day 2 (or is it Day 1, or a
prediction for Day 3)
Oddly enough, though almost everyone has been mewling about
how old and fragile Joe Biden is, and most of the Fascist/Trump Party
knuckle-draggers won’t shut the fuck up about all the Biden crimes, there are
no courtroom sketches of Joe Biden at the defense table – either asleep or awake.
Alternately, it is entirely possible that Trump’s legal team
slipped a few doggie downers in his Whoppers to keep him from blowing up the
case by being the arrogant, demented asshole we’ve all grown to know and
despise. Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of watching Trump in action
knows that he is at his best when he’s asleep. Either way, it will be difficult
for Donnie Downers to mouth off about “Sleepy Joe” Biden on what’s left of his
campaign trial…I mean, trail. Good luck dragging that fat fuck around the
country trying to win over new voters.
Glenn Kirschner is a former U.S. Army prosecutor, and former
assistant U.S. Attorney in the office of the United States Attorney for the
District of Columbia. Kirschner shared the following in a recent interview with
Brian Tyler Cohen:
“Having litigated some very lengthy trials, I have seen all
sorts of people fall asleep in the courtroom. I have seen jurors fall asleep…so
it’s not that unusual. But the defendant falling asleep? We have kind of a
saying, whenever anyone is being interrogated…after being taken into
custody…the [interrogator] is going at them and going at them and then they’ll
take a break and walk out. But the video recording keeps rolling so you can see
the defendant sitting in the room. An innocent person who’s being interrogated
will be alert, will be bouncing off the walls, but a guilty person, when they
get that minute to take a break in the interrogation, they’ll fall asleep every
time.”
Oops.
Trump helping with strategy
during the first two days of jury selection
Donald Trump – Bull(shit)dozer
Then again, an innocent person probably would not be up
rage-tweeting almost 24/7 because of all the guilt guilt. Even Trump, somewhere
in there, beneath all the toxic artificial “hair” and skin treatments, beneath
all the self-loathing, beneath his contempt for everyone else (except Ivanka), beneath all the outward complete lack of self-awareness,
beneath all the rage, racism, misogyny and unparalleled ignorance, beneath the
Alzheimer’s, dementia and/or late-stage syphilis eating away at his
congenitally-damaged brain, beneath all of that, some tiny little spark – even
smaller than his tiny little hands, and his tiny whatever – knows he is a
guilty-assed motherfucking piece of shit who deserves every bad thing hopefully
coming his way. Other than that, he’s probably a pretty nice guy.
As I’ve always said, “Sir, let lying dogs sleep.”
With nearly half of the jury-plus-alternates now seated,
this could get interesting sooner than later
Trump today is
facing a 34-count indictment which includes felonies like election interference and campaign finance malfeasance. Trump paid hush
money to Stormy Daniels (oh, and also former Playboy model Karen McDougal; and who knows who else) – not allegedly, since we have the signed checks, and
since Trump’s then-attorney Michael Cohen did time for his part in the crime –
in order to trick the American people into thinking Trump was something other
than a pathetic scumbag who grabs women by the pussy (which he himself bragged
about) and fucks porn stars while his third wife was home with their four-month-old son.
How ironic
that life-long tax cheat Trump’s first criminal trial, though this one is not
over taxes, begins on Tax Day. Even more ironic, Trump is in trouble for paying
hush money when he is the one who just cannot shut the fuck up. You couldn’t
pay him enough money to keep his trap shut. And, other than constantly yapping
like a dog, money is the only thing he cares about.
Well
that, and now staying out of prison.
Inveterate
liar Trump is now yowling that he will “absolutely” testify in this case. Because
he absolutely cannot shut the fuck up. But he also absolutely cannot stop
lying, especially when it comes to bragging about wanting to testify in his own
defense. And because, as Trump keeps whining, “I did nothing wrong.”
“It’s HIS fault – the guy who was my lawyer and
did whatever I told him to do. He did it. I did nothing wrong. Always.”
I haven’t been this politically gleeful since disgraced, almost-impeached, would-have-been-indicted president Richard Nixon (still dead) resigned. Also, I hope that Donald dyes before showing up for trial today. We want him to be properly hued in the hope that when he starts sweating like the pig he is, we might have a runny-Rudy moment as Donald’s orange Crayola coating begins dripping all over his ill-fitting suit and gold sneakers.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Regardless of your political leanings and/or obsessings
all of America finds itself (theoretically) on the eve of a historic event –
the fist time in our nation’s history that a former president (however
undeserving, incompetent or overtly criminal) will be sitting in the defendant’s
chair in a criminal courtroom. This of course is not to say that there were no other former presidents deserving of this dubious honor, but we cannot yet fix
the past, so here we are.
While Donald doesn’t
actually sing (even his speaking voice makes most people long for the sound of
fingernails on a chalkboard (look it up kids), and what he thinks is dancing
makes Elaine Benes look like Ginger Rogers (look her up kids), he sure won’t
STFU.
the death of dance
It
seems certain that the curtain will open on Monday – Tax Day. How apt that
perpetual tax cheat Donald Trump should end up on the wrong side of a criminal
proceeding on Tax Day.
This
of course presumes that the Supreme Court does not, on Monday morning, make it
illegal to interfere with the unending life of crime that is Donald Trump’s
raison d'être. Or, unless Trump makes a “run” for it à la O.J. Simpson (now
deceased) and his infamous, tragicomic slo mo Bronco chase scene – like that
from The French Connection, on heroin.
Trump makes a run for it in the only vehicle he
is capable of piloting
Speaking
of O.J. Simpson (still deceased), you may recall his double murder trial was the
previous century’s trial-of-the-century. Though Trump’s is not technically
described as a murder trial, the long-awaited, much-craved legal reckoning for
his attempt to take the life of American Democracy is finally coming to a
courtroom near you (if you live near New York).
Trump’s tiny hands will fit into any gloves, but since he is
a piece of shit, you must not acquit.
