Take Him To The River, Drop Him In The Water
April 4, 2024
Pathetic loser and murderous asshole Kyle Rittenhouse is on a speaking tour of college campuses under the auspices of the racist organization Turning Point USA. The reason eludes this reporter and there is no interest in finding out what it might be. Instead, I prefer to learn second-hand how it’s going, and it’s going as well as could be hoped.
Thus far, the little shit has been challenged
with questions from anti-racists and hustled off the stage in Tennessee at the University
of Memphis. At his next stop, Rittenhouse again had to cut short his screed at Western
Kentucky University. Some might consider this an example of the definition of
insanity – doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
I prefer to think of it as an example of unparallelled douchebaggery.
Rittenhouse is scheduled to shoot off his mouth at Kent
State University in Ohio shortly before the anniversary of the National Guard
gunning down four Kent State student protesters on May 4, 1970. The Kent State
Massacre took the lives of Allison Krause, 19, Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20, Sandra
Lee Scheuer, 20, and William Knox Schroeder, 19.
On August 25, 2020, when he was 17, Rittenhouse shot three
men, killing two of them, during the civil unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin that
followed the shooting of Jacob Blake by a police officer. Rittenhouse, having
made his way from Illinois to Wisconsin, presumably to hunt black protesters,
was armed with an AR-15 style rifle and had joined a group of armed citizens
(i.e., criminal shitheads) in Kenosha who had said they were there to protect
local businesses. And who asked them to do that, you ask? Don’t ask.
A jury weighed two counts of homicide, one count of
attempted homicide, and two counts of reckless endangerment, and found
Rittenhouse not guilty on all charges. It’s good to be armed and white in
America.
Rittenhouse feigned remorse as he wept in hopes of drowning
the jury and keeping his sorry ass out of prison. Killer Kyle’s fake tears at
his hearing are the stuff of legend. Kyle’s croc-o-shit tears would have made
Niobe laugh hysterically.
Despite my efforts to guide him toward a better path in life,
the allure of notoriety triumphed over the prospect of putting in the hard work
of pursuing an education. Kyle is ill-equipped to offer advice to young people.
I regret my role in shaping him into whatever he has become. If I had known
what I know now about Kyle’s history, I wouldn’t have been involved.
David
Hancock, former spokesman for Kyle Rittenhouse
When Crocodile-tear Kyle shows up at Kent State (if he is
dumb enough to do so) and begins yapping about whatever the fuck he’s planning
to whine about, someone should call in the National Guard.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young – Ohio
I. Mangrey reporting. How can I run when I know?
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