Fraught For The Day – Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

So Long, And Thanks For All The Fucking Fish

April 21, 2024

Tomorrow is Earth Day. Today, the world’s seafood “supply” is collapsing. Has been for a long time. It is estimated that we have fished out some 90% of ocean life.

Not that the imminent mass extinction of life in the sea, which will inevitably spread to life on land enters into the equation that consists only of dollar signs, but the iconic purveyor of cheap, fast-food-y foods from the sea, Red Lobster is heading for bankruptcy.

Funny thing, so are the oceans.

Industrial fishing, climate crisis and demand for omega fish oil products are decimating the seas. Not to mention Red Fucking Lobster’s famed All-You-Can-Eat shrimp or their Endless Lobster Experience.

Not to worry though, once the coral reefs die off (along with the bees) life above sea level will not fare very well. Assuming we all haven’t burned, drowned or frozen to death first.

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Get ready for Fred Lobster and their All-You-Can-Eat-Soylent-Green.

Bankruptcy, It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

Speaking of bankruptcy, Donald Trump. The world’s most famous morally, intellectually and financially bankrupt dumbass is now turning everyone’s couch cushions inside-out in search of loose change. It isn’t enough that he managed to get his Stepford daughter-in-law in charge of the RNC’s purse strings – vowing to devote every penny to dear old dad-in-law. Self-proclaimed “King of Debt” Trump is now demanding that any Fascist/Trump/Putin Party candidate who uses Damaged Don’s likeness or name to boost their own election chances (is that really still a thing?) must pay a protection fee…I mean royalties to The Don.

Freak out…

I mean, Peace Out.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught For The Day.