The Smell Of Sucks Ass
April 1, 2025
Taking a break from the paralyzing politics of the day,
let’s talk about personal hygiene. We all know that El Disgusto’s politics are
stinking the place up. This could be said about plenty of politicians
throughout history. But Donny Douchebag has other special powers that have rarely
if ever been brought forth as accusations about our highest-level politicos.
The Pied Pooper
Reports constantly surface about various emanations from all manner of orifices belonging to Donny Dirtbag. Considering what we know of what goes into his piehole, it is no surprise that we hear such things. Many of these reports of olfactory oppression predate the addition of much-less-than-pleasant musky odor that was added into the malodorous mix a few months ago. One imagines if Don was not such a vengeful, psychotic thug, we would hear many more stories of people, weeping in agony, keeling over, and vomiting when within nose-shot of this festering garbage scow in an oversized suit with a necktie designed to compensate for something no one really wants to discuss.
Anyway, Trump’s toxically foul emanations – there are very foul poisons from both ends – are much less toxic to those either out of range or upwind than any other single smelly action he has been farting, belching and vomiting up every single day in his rapidly-deteriorating-dementia-addled assault on our Constitution our democracy and our nation.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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