Not A Thousand Words, But Worth It
April 10, 2025
At a recent staff meeting, we were trying to decide on which
of the following duos of “beloved” anti-heroes, i.e., criminals, we should use
as metaphors for our current Dystopian Duo. As Don and fElon spread themselves
so thickly across the land, figuratively raping (as far as we know Don’s actual
raping days are behind him, and who knows what the fuck fElon gets up to when
he’s not leaping around like a dipshit or mounting an armed assault on the U.S.
Institute of Peace*) and literally pillaging everything we need and hold dear
in every aspect of our lives.
Ultimately, we couldn’t decide, so here are both images for
your viewing pleasure and/or nausea.
Bummer & Clod
They went from department to department wiping out any
semblance of functionality. Now they’re coming for Social Security – literally
and figuratively, which could end countless lives. It’s what they do.
Bitch Casualty & Sumdunce Cad
You just keep griftin’ Bitch, that’s what you’re good at
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*Not making this shit up. From The Guardian:
USIP describes itself as “a nonpartisan, independent organization
dedicated to protecting US interests by helping to prevent violent conflicts
and broker peace deals abroad”.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic(s) Of The Day.
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