Trump's Tariff Tax Triggers Tragic Trade War Trainwreck

Horsefeathers!

April 4, 2025

Given what we have long known about Don, there is one thing we can say with certainty

Horsefeathers 

It feels like we’re living through Monty Python’s Parrot Sketch. Trump is not dumb, he is criminally insane. He is not out for revenge, he is mentally incapacitated. He is not playing 3-dimensional chess, checkers or go fish, he is badly brain-damaged.

After his bonkers tariff tax announcement Trump wandered off and had to be ‘guided back’ on stage after ‘forgetting’ to sign his insane executive order that would immediately shock the entire world and upend the global economy.

This is one dumb fucking brain-dead parrot

Crappy The Clown Goes To Tariff Town

Nobody else in the entire world would do what Captain Dementia just did. Liberation Day. My. Fucking. Ass.

After the markets crashed immediately, specifically and solely in response to the Trump Tariffs Taxes – essentially Trump shooting America in the middle of Fifth Avenue – Der Furor has this to say:

“I think it’s going very well. It was an operation, like when a patient gets operated on…We have six or seven trillion coming into our country and, uh, we’ve never seen anything like it. The markets are gonna boom, the stock is gonna boom, the country’s gonna boom, yada, yada, yada.”

Let’s break this down, shall we.

          1) He doesn’t think
          2) It’s not like an operation, except maybe one of those where the “patient” wakes up in a tub full of ice with one missing kidney. But really, it’s more like a bullet to the head.
          3) We do not have six or seven trillion coming into the country – however much money changes hands, it’s not coming in, it’s being moved from the vast majority of Americans into the hands of billionaires.
          4) The half-president got one thing right; we sure as fuck have never seen anything like it, and there’s several trillion reasons why.
          5) Okay, so he got two things right – every fucking thing is going to fucking go     
           
f                        

f                                                   BOOM!

Experts described Trump's move as “worse than the worst-case scenario”. Our allies are discussing retaliation. That's allies folks. Our friends feel betrayed just because one of our psycho half-presidents took a shit on their heads. Go figure. China however, is licking their lips as America holds a gun to its own head.

Trump economy v. Biden economy

By the way, there are no tariffs on one (and it’s not one of those inhabited by only penguins) See if you can guess which country that might be.**

After completing his cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs economic coup, Der Furor ignored questions from the stunned media, waved bye-bye and headed off to Mor-on Lago for a long weekend of golf. I guess he doesn’t own a fiddle.

It’s time for a tranq dart. Put him is a safe place where he can’t hurt himself…or us. He’ll thank us later. We’ll thank us later.

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*Of course he is all those things, they are just no longer the primary issue.
**Russia, Russia, Russia.

I. Mangrey reporting in utter belief.