The Celebrity "President"

April 11, 2025

Don Trump cares nothing for reality. He believes he is God and simply makes the world anew with every stupid, lying breath he takes, with every insane, clueless move he makes and with every law he breaks.

He is however, obsessed with being on television and with forcing everyone to pay attention to him. If only his parents had done this, maybe the world would be a much better place at this moment in history. Trump is a sad, sick, demented, syphilis-addled sociopath who would happily allow (or as we are seeing in real time right now, cause) everything to blow up if it meant that people knew was the one who allowed (or caused) it.

The (Stupid Fucking) Apprentice

Turmp (Stupid Fucking) Scabinet Meeting

Can you tell the difference?

He can’t. 

And believe me, it looks infinitely better than it sounded. They had to wipe down everything in the room and mop all the slobbering and sycophancy up after the meeting.

You don’t see fElon MusKKK – who after this will never see another scabinet meeting…except on tv – in this picture, but he was forced to sit down with the other kids this time. Trump complimented fElon saying, “Elon’s done a fantastic job. Look, he’s sitting here, and I don’t care. I don’t need Elon for anything other than I happen to like him, but this guy did a fantastic job.” Yeah, just like Trump’s fantastic tariffs.

I don’t pay much attention to politics, but has any actual president ever had his cabinet meetings televised like a fucking reality tv show? I’m surprised there aren’t logos plastered all over everything including the scabinet secretaries. Also, has any actual president required each of his appointees to wax moronic about how wise, wonderful and handsome he is at the start of each televised meeting-of-the-mindless? And finally, who the fuck would want to work for an overflowing diaper of a man like that?*

You can see billionaire asshole Howard Lutnick (far right) sniffing his fingers, having just finished rummaging through Don’s still-in-use diaper.

Here’s something else no president in his (or perhaps some day her) right mind, or any type of even-barely-functioning mind would ever even conceive of. Unfortunately, we don’t have any of those things at the moment. We have a “president” who not only allows, but very likely insisted upon this:

Source: Dean Blundell Substack

There’s a new dress code in Trump’s Washington, and it’s straight out of a dictator’s playbook. Loyalists in the regime—congressmen, senators, the whole parade of sycophants—are now sporting golden Trump bust lapel pins, a garish little tribute to the man who’s turned the White House into a shrine to himself. They’ve been quietly told to ditch their congressional or Senate pins in favor of this new badge of allegiance. It’s not a suggestion; it’s a loyalty test. And if you’re paying attention, it’s a chilling sign of where this country’s headed.

In case you can’t fucking believe what you just read (but of course you could)…

Some asshole I couldn’t be bothered to look up wearing

some asshole we can’t possibly avoid knowing about

On A Completely Unrelated Topic

Does anyone know a good guy with a gun? Asking for a friend.

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*The answers to these questions are: 1) Uh, no, 2) Fuck no, and 3) No one with a shred of self-esteem, morals or love of country.

I. Mangrey reporting. I only laugh when it hurts.