Schmuck Of The Day

Editor's note: This is today's third post (all quickies). Scroll down if you're bored, or masochistic.

Jim Cramer Is A…

April 10, 2025

Today’s winner/loser was a high school classmate* of mine a number of years ago – that number is strictly need-to-know. And no one, including myself has a need to know. Anyway, he has grown up to be a financial expert/clown.

And well he should. He is a sucker.

I’m neither interested nor masochistic enough to find out exactly what it was that so-called financial expert Cramer believed Trump about on tariffs. For all the (alright, masochistic) time I’ve spent watching Trump string words together, whether it be about gro-cer-ies, or water pressure or tariffs or any other fucking load of bullshit he might be making words about, I have, as have the majority of Americans, never been even minutely tempted to believe a single word.

Few people have been so wrong so often about so much about which they are supposed to be in the know as Jim Cramer. What a schmuck. Props though, for admitting this particular instance of ignorance – willful or otherwise. Anyone stupid enough to believe a single word that comes out Trump’s face sphincter needs to 1) seek help and 2) stop pretending to have anything to offer society. Anyone who listens to Cramer’s financial advice should just reach out to the nearest Nigerian prince and share whatever personal information is requested. It will be much faster if nothing else.

There is one thing you can say about him: he’s consistent and relentless in his utter idiocy.

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*Full disclosure: we were not friends in any way, shape or form. Not for a moment.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.