Feelin' Froggy

Something Here Needs To Croak

July 30, 2025

Trump is often accused of malice aforethought; his acts evil and stupid are no accident. Premeditated stupid. The thing is, his level of thought is often that of a frog thinking about flinging his tongue accurately to catch a bug. Trump’s brain rarely goes beyond reptilian mode during what passes for waking hours. He is in perpetual cornered-rabid-animal-mode.

That being said a sincere apology to frogs everywhere for smearing their good name in service to this…let’s call it joke. Frogs are good and valuable in the great web of life. Trump is obviously neither of these things.

And really, when you get right down to it, the least important creatures on this planet are – humans. Humans could not survive without the help of the entire web of life. Most humans like to think that we are the most superior life form, but actually, that honor goes to bacteria. They are everywhere. Literally. We could not survive without them, nor could most other life forms.

Yes, we are mammals, and mammals are – again, according to a bunch of mammals – a more complex and therefore superior species, but the web of life would not miss us for one damn second.

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that mammals, and humans – what Howard the Duck referred to as ‘hairless apes’ – in particular are the epitome of creation. If we think about our place in the web of life on Earth in terms of functionality, we are nothing more than parasites. Parasites are lazy fucks that feed off their host, not giving a fraction of a fuck if the host drops dead. Lazy and stupid. No other parasites have the wherewithal to realize that the death of their host just might jeopardize their own survival. Which makes humans that much more pathetic.

And now, one of our favorite songs of all time…

Dan Bern – No Missing Link

And speaking of parasites, another very special song …

Eugene McDaniels – The Parasite

I. Mangrey ribbiting.

Pic Of The Day – Fade To Blackface

White And Black In Black And White   

July 29, 2025

DC’s whitest black guy, blackest white guy and Fed Chair Jerome Powell walk into a construction site…

Fed Chair Jerome Powell seen here exposing the other guys’ lies

Don-in-Blackface (and black cracker Sen. Tim Scott) get owned by Powell after Trump attempted to create a reason to fire Powell. As Don laid out his lie, Powell was seen shaking his head in mocking disbelief, then completely exposed the pathetically transparent fib. The document piece of paper of unknown origin Trump whipped out as proof was all Powell needed to brush aside the bullshit.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Everything But... Part II

President Titanic Is Ready To “Sink” – The Finale (For Now)

July 28, 2025

We return now to the groping…er, gripping tale of Disaster Don and his ongoing attempts to stop everyone from talking about his association, if not guilt by, with major pedophile/sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

He knows the best people: seen here on February 12, 2000 with
whore/future wife Melania and sex traffickers Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell

Mark Epstein, brother of Jeffrey, told Business Insider that his brother, long-time global sex trafficker and pedophile, and former bestie with Donald Trump, stopped hanging out with Trump “when he realized Trump was a crook.” As opposed to a sex trafficker, one supposes. The jury is still out on Trump’s pedophilia. Literally.

Actually, that jury might be out, but back in 1994, when Trump was on Lifestyles of The Rich and Fucked-up, host Robin Leech asked him, “Now, Donald, what does Tiffany have of yours and what does Tiffany have of Marla’s?” Here’s what alleged non-pedophile Don responded

“Well, I think that she's got a lot of Marla. She's really a beautiful baby and she's got Marla's legs. We don't know whether or not she's got this part yet, but time will tell. [he said motioning in front of his chest with his hands and making a common obscene gesture].”

You be the judge, jury and metaphorical executioner.

At least he still has time to be caught on camera cheating at golf. Hey, even arrogant asshole autocrats need a hobby. I just wish his was sky diving or jumping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle, or better yet a golf cart.

All of Don's big, beautiful fantasies, lies and complete non-sequiturs are meant to distract us from his long-time very close relationship with the most prolific pedophiles in history who Trump said “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” Trump told Howard Stern that his personal cut-off was age 12. The guy who bragged about walking in on naked teen pageant contestants had this exchange with Stern

Stern: “Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?”

Trump: “Oh, absolutely. I have no trouble.”

Stern: “Would you do it?”

Trump: “I have no problem.”

Stern’s co-host Robin Quivers: “Do you have an age limit or would you…”

Trump: “If I- No, no, I have no age... I mean, I have an age li…”

Quivers: “The upper bracket…”

Trump: “I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.”

You know, 12-year-olds. Don was 63 years old at the time of this exchange. Stay classy big guy…and be sure to register yourself as a sex offender on the way out the door. You've earned it.

Trump’s latest shiny object was his new plan to lower drug prices – you know, like he very quickly and powerfully ended Obama Care, like the elusive infrastructure week that never was, like the 90 (maybe two, actually) tariff deals he was going to win six months ago – for all Americans. Bigly.

“We’re gonna get the drug prices down. Not 30 or 40 percent, that would be great. Not 50 or 60, no. We’re gonna get them down 1,000%, 600%, 500% [shrug], 1,500%. Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable.”**

Unfortunately for Dishonest Don, according to Sen. Dick Durbin, “1,000 [FBI agents] on 24-hour shifts to review approximately 100,000 Epstein-related records”. They were instructed to “flag” any documents that mentioned one of Epstein’s most frequent fellow pussy-grabber whose initials happen to be DJT. Could be anyone.

Here’s a funny story; the Wall Street Journal, clearly worried about the (never-to-be-in-court) lawsuit Trump is threatening against them, has reported that the Justice Department told Trump in May that his name appeared “multiple times” in the “truckload of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein” they reviewed.

Attorney: Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the
presence of females under the age of 18?

Epstein: “Though I’d like to answer that question, at least today, I’m going
to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendment rights sir.”

The Justice Department acknowledges at least 1,000 victims of the global sex trafficking ring run by Jeffrey Epstein – Trump’s very close friend for more than a decade while this was going on. Do the math (not Trump’s math – though he is 1,000, 1,500, 700, 1,300% guilty, real math).

Donny denies ever going to Epstein's Pedo Island, so there is a pretty good chance he did go there.

Apparently, there is untoward evidence of the Trump/Epstein connection all over the place, as though someone threw it all up in the air during a tornado and it scattered, bits and pieces turning up day after day after day. Just like every day, a little bit more of America slips away into fascism.

Stay tuned as Don prepares to unveil his most desperate attempt, the only thing left to be thrown in, to get us to look away from his very strong and powerful long-time friendship with global pedophile/sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein who ended up suicided untimely (well, very timely, in fact) demised in prison with full knowledge of all the skeletons in all the closets and where all the bodies are buried…

Drip, drip, drip.

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*File under covfefe.
**Uh, because they are not only unachievable, but non-existent. We did not make this up folks. We’re neither that creative nor that deranged. Nor gold-standard stupid.

I. Mangrey reporting. You get a schadenfreude, and you get a schadenfreude, and you get a schadenfreude. 

Everything But…

 

President Titanic Is Ready To “Sink”

July 27, 2025

In Trump’s desperate attempts to deflect from being joined at the hip to former BFF Jeffrey Epstein (who was a guest at Don’s second wedding) and being unable to avoid being permanently and irrefutably recognized as the pedophile and rapist he has always been, Donny Dearest is going for the Guinness World Record for obfuscating.

Epstein (in white pants) (White pants?) at Trump’s wedding

Have people actually forgotten all the times Daddy Don has talked about his "hot" daughter and wishing he could date her? Saying things like, “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her.” She was 24 and he was 63 at the time of this sickening statement.

The following is a partial list of Donny's attempts to shove his very real, very sticky and very unpopular connection to his long-time buddy Epstein off the front page. Think OJ Simpson's slomo white Bronco chase, every second of which was caught on camera, or...

Don is suing Rupert Murdoch, who made him and more or less owns him to this day, as well as Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal, et al, because Don claims they could ruin his reputation.

Then Don, in response to calls from all corners demanding the full release (or what some might call the “happy ending”) of the Epstein files, released more than 230,000 pages relating to Epstein… oops, I meant Martin Luther King, Jr., prompting this from King's daughter Bernice.

Ouch

Then the guy who makes Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men look like Albert Einstein, decided to rehash blaming Obama for the Russians doing everything but hacking voting machines to get Trump in the White House in 2016. He accused Obama of being “sedatious” (sic)* and claimed he committed “treason”. Again.

Then he tried to convince us that the real scandal was Joe Biden using an autopen, something many, if not all, use in DC. “That’s the scandal they should be talking about, not Jeffrey Epstein. The sciandal (sic) you should be talking about is the autopen ‘cause I think it’s the biggest scandal, one of them, in American history.” Nice try autoputz.

He was so desperate to distract us that he even went so far as to release less-than-positive medical test results instead of trying to explain why his ankles were suddenly the same size as his thighs. What’s next, doctored tax returns? A stroke? Keeping my fingers crossed… for the tax returns, of course.

He also announced on his fake Twitter app that he had convinced Coca Cola to switch from high fructose corn syrup to real cand sugar to take his MAGAts minds off Epstein. He should have told them to start adding grain alcohol.

Then he had his bad-brained-bleach-blond-blow-up-bimbo attorney general start yammering about… wait for it… Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Then he decided to weigh in on forcing the Washington football team to change its name back to the old-timey racial slur against American Indians, which we will not dignify by mentioning here.

Then he had MAGA Mike evacuate the Capitol three days early in order to avoid taking a vote on debating whether or not to take a vote on releasing the Epstein files – after learning that 11 Ratpublicans would vote with the Dems to release the files, meaning that a House majority would vote against Epstein’s ex-BFF – hoping this whole thing will blow over by the time they slither back to Washington, DC after their abruptly-extended summer vacation. Hope they enjoy their quality time with their constituents.

Go and get a drink, take a nap, apologize to your eyes and your soul.
There’s much more where that came from.

Tune in next time for the exciting, excruciating, enema-tic conclusion (for the time being at least) of Trump’s weapons of mass distraction.

I. Mangrey reporting.

God, Part II

Cloudy With A Chance Of Blunder Showers

July 24, 2025

Our most recent post garnered the most comments and rave reviews in the history of Paying Attention™. Regrettably, we neglected to include in that post what could have well been a fitting closer, given the subject matter. To be fair, as you might imagine, the team was in a bit of shock during the visitation at our weekly staff meeting. Clearly we were wise, some years ago to purchase on eBay the used recording system once used in the White House in the early 1970s. Any attempt to transcribe what took place that day would surely have been lacking in detail, if at all legible, given the circumstances.

You can get anything on eBay

In the spirit of sincere atonement, we would like to present that video. If you're not familiar with this piece, we highly recommend taking a few minutes to enjoy something we couldn't have said better ourselves, and we dare say with all due respect, neither could you.

Frank Zappa – Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk

Okay, so there’s one more song that must be included here:

Martin Mull – I Found It

Also, there was one more thing They told us that we were a bit afraid to include in what we shared of our conversation

“And one more thing for those of you trying to destroy what We've created, speaking of pronouns, fuck you and yours for electing that alien gasbag with the fake hair, fake tan (without that coating he's as white as a Klan hood, just without the pointy top) – no way We created that shit... and for canceling Stephen Colbert – a personal friend of Ours – We've been on his show many times.”

Here We are at the Ed Sullivan Theater with Stephen
with Our fidget spinner (remember those fucking things?)

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ed Venture
Barely-Managing Editor

EXTREMELY Broken News – Holy Trinity Batman

Great Googly Moogly

God Comes Out

July 21, 2025

In a stunning announcement sure to cause some serious agita in certain circles, God has turned everything upside-down. Speaking exclusively to Paying Attention™ – don’t ask us how this happened because you wouldn’t believe it, but no bushes were burned, no tablets handed down – just some straight talk (well, maybe “straight” is not the best adjective here, as you’ll see shortly). Anyway, the creator(s) of all things spake thus:

People of Earth (and everywhere else for that fucking matter) it is time you learn the truth. We are sick of those among you continually referring to us as “He” or “Him” or even those with a bit more imagination and smarts using “She” or “Her”. We hereby wish to make it known, and in no uncertain terms that this must stop. Yea and verily, our pronouns are “We”, “Us”, “They”, “Them”. We think you get the picture. If you don’t, We’ll spell it out: We are not singular, and We’re surely not a guy. Seriously, what the fuck. We know this will come as a shock, especially to those among you who are such fucking snowflakes about anyone who doesn’t conform to your pathetic views of gender (or so much else that you fucknuts are fucking up so royally). And We do apologize since We were the ones who created pathetic, as well as all you fools who think you know what we are all about. And yes, We did create free will, but not for this bullshit. We figured you would improve over time, you know, like grow-the-fuck-up, and to be honest, We thought it would get much better much faster. So get with the fucking program. You don’t know shit. Don’t make Us come over there and smite your sorry asses.

Don’t let the beard fool you

They went on about “that fucker who thinks he’s God” who “clearly has severe mental and emotional defects” and “can barely create a coherent sentence, let alone a fucking universe. No way did We create that fucked up shit. At least not on purpose. We have no idea where the fuck that asshole came from.” God, clearly getting more upset just thinking about “the little shit whose name We dare not utter”, and adding “is possibly the worst and most nauseating dancer since T-Rex – not the very cool band from the early 1970s, but the tiny-brained dinosaur We created back in the day. By the way, for those of you too fucking stupid to understand reality, We did the whole dinosaur thing long before we blew that shit up and came up with the idea for humans, which is really starting to look like a huge fuck-up at this point. We really miss those big bird/lizard thingies; they were a cheery lot, cheery and violent…but totally awesome.” They claimed, “We’re strongly considering another game-ending event, but We might just wait a few more years and let you all take care of it yourselves. You seem very determined, and We’re feeling a bit lazy at the moment.”

Lastly, and this was quite mind-blowing, They addressed the creation of Adam and Steve…I mean Eve

So, as the story goes, We created Adam and then took one of his fucking ribs and made Eve. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up. With all the powers vested in Us, why wouldn’t We just take another lump of clay or whatthefuckever and make another body from scratch? Think about this: if We took Adam’s rib and made Eve and then said ‘be fruitful and multiply’, doesn’t that by definition mean that We told Adam to go fuck himself? Talk about incest.

And that’s when we asked to be excused from the conversation.

Obviously, we were a bit taken aback. But not as much by the announcement itself or even that whole Adam and Eve thing. Makes no sense whatsoever. Why wouldn’t either 1) Eve have been created first and her have her rib taken to make Adam, or 2) to have any consistency in the story, have men be the bearers of children? That’s all very interesting but what really caught us off guard was the salty language They used so effortlessly during our time together.

Much less surprising was how much time, and how much vitriol was devoted to the Orange MAGAt and his “ungodly bunch of half-witted, Us-hating, losers trying to re-make Our perfectly acceptable world in their graven, craven, and soon-to-be-fatal image. We mean, seriously, what the fuck.”

World Party – And God Said…

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled atheism. 

P(r)ic(k) Of The Day – Paging Al Jolson

Start Your Day With A… BOING!

July 20, 2025

According to reports, Damaged Don insists on doing his own face painting. When he is not cheating at golf or agonizing over the horrors of reduced water pressure interfering with the shampooing of his self-proclaimed luxurious “hair”, he is spending his time as president caking on some sort of color-coat to hide his ghost-like countenance. Which apparently these days consists of him dipping the front half of his face in a vat of shoe polish, or something. Either way it is always best to avert one’s eyes when confronted with the risk of gazing upon the horrific blob atop the larger blob that is Don’s torpid torso.

Trump after a fun game of Bobbing For Blackface*

Any way you look at it, he’d be better off with a sturdy paper bag. I could have said plastic, but I didn’t. I never would.

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*Also, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Ya Gotta Love It

July 18, 2025

Two things occurred to me after this morning’s post hit the internets.

It could well be that all the angry MAGAts want to see Epstein’s client list because they expect to see a bunch of Democrats and Hollywood elites splattered all over Epstein’s Pedophile Island client list.

They are so hell-bent on this idea that seem unable to process the fact that Trump was besties with Epstein for 15 years in no small part due their mutual attraction for women “on the younger side”.

The other possibility is that due to the kinds of people that are on the client list, other forces are at work to keep that list from ever seeing the light of day.

Ya gotta love it. Or else.

A Line In The Scammed

Yep, Effin Jester

July 18, 2025

I have to say I am a bit surprised. It seems that some MAGAts have more scruples than their Lard and Master. They draw the line at pedophilia (though it could be the hope that it’s all about the Jews). There is no line Trump won’t cross.

Either that or they just can’t let go of the conspiracy theory Trump, et al have been peddling for the past several years, the one where he constantly croaked about the Deep State hiding the Epstein Files. Mirror please!

BFFs Trump and… Yep, Effin’ Jester

Speaking of the Epstein Files…

“Fear is the tool of a tyrant.”*
Maurene Comey, recently fired federal prosecutor

You might recognize the surname of the prosecutor that Trump suddenly had fired for no reason, no legitimate reason that is. Comey had a stellar record including the prosecutions of someone named Jeffrey Epstein and a woman named Ghislaine Maxwell (Epstein’s literal partner in crime who managed to live long enough to be convicted, and now serving a 20-year sentence for her work with Epstein). This Epstein fellow died in prison during a three-minute gap in the doctored prison video that Trump’s justice department told us was raw footage.

“Donald Trump is a tool and a tyrant.”
Ed Venture, Managing Editor, Paying Attention™

Nothing Happens For A (Good) Reason

In other blatantly coincidental news, the current Emmy-nominated, and top-rated-in-its-time-slot Late Show With Stephen Colbert is scheduled for the trash heap in May 2026. This obviously coincidental announcement came two days after Colbert’s monologue included some poignant and cutting remarks about his parent company Paramount paying off Trump to the tune of $16 million (to avoid a lawsuit Paramount would win easily) because they need Il Douche to okay Paramount’s merger bid with the right wing Skydance.

All you really need to know about the proposed merger is that Trump recently praised Skydance Media CEO David Ellison as “great” and said that “he’ll do a great job” as head of the merged Skydance-Paramount Global.

As we all know, Donny knows “the best people” and he is the world’s greatest judge of character.

“I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
                                           Donald Trump, 2002

Damaged Don also had an “I wish her well” (something he never said about the girls Epstein and Maxwell trafficked and Epstein raped) for Epstein's co-conspirator and co-defendant in sex trafficking of young girls Ghislaine Maxwell after being sentenced for 20 years. I dare you to name better people than this.

One More Thing

Sources report that The Daily Show could well be next on the chopping block once the merger goes forward. What a coincidence.

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*From Comey’s letter to colleagues after being summarily fired for bad reason.

I. Mangrey reporting.                                                  

                                                                                         

Man Of The Hour – John Lewis

An American Hero And Icon   

July 17, 2025

Five years ago today John Lewis drew his last breath. The final one in a decades-long succession of powerful, meaningful breaths. Of eloquent and profound words and consequential deeds. Arguably one of the greatest Americans in our storied, albeit sullied history. Who gave his life to and was the personification of “Good Trouble”.

Marches are planned all across the country to honor Lewis’ memory and continue the pressure against the racist, fascist Trump administration’s crusade to end democracy and decency in America.

Lewis famously joined Martin Luther King, Jr. in the Selma to Montgomery marches and was beaten nearly to death by Alabama State Troopers while marching across the Edmund Pettus bridge on March 7, 1965, which became known as Bloody Sunday.

The Edmund Pettus Bridge traverses the Alabama River in Selma, Alabama. It was built in 1940, and was and remains named after Edmund Pettus, a former Confederate brigadier general, U.S. senator, and state-level leader of the Alabama Ku Klux Klan. USA! USA! USA!

There have been calls to rename the bridge, including naming it after John Lewis. Lewis had voiced opposition to changing the name of the bridge before his death.

I. Mangrey remembering. It's time for some excellent trouble.

Pic Of The Day – Skeevin’ Miller

If It Walks Like A Nazi, And It Talks Like A Nazi*   

July 15, 2025

Despite valiant efforts by MusKKK, Stephen Miller will always be Trump’s top Nazi.** He's the guy in charge of bleaching America white.

Headline from our good friends over at Crooks & Liars…

I wish I had said that

BONUS TALKIE

Stephen Miller: Sucking the Blood Out of American Democracy

The Daily Show

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*But it’s not Elon MusKKK
**Though the competition remains fierce with MusKKK’s AI chatbot Grok claiming itself MechaHitler and now partnering with the Pentagon.

BONUS PIC OF THE DAY

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Schmuck Of The Day – The Fuh King*

America Goes Up In Schmuck

July 14, 2025

It is becoming increasingly difficult to find anything good, or even just imagine something good as the Fuh King works to dis-mental America with levels of stupidity, incompetence and fascist fucknuttery like nobody has ever seen before.

Is That Schadenfreude I Smell?

The previous paragraph was written a week or so ago. Sometimes I store bits or pieces or whole posts – like a squirrel, though not in my cheeks – to use at a later date. But, since then there has been a whiff of something sweeter in the air. Sickeningly sweet, but sweet nonetheless. Who would have thought that a dead pedophile could become so “popular”?

The MAGA cult is currently tearing itself to pieces over the non-existent Epstein files that very recently were spending quality time on psychophant AG Pam Blondi’s desk. Now they have either vanished, never existed, and/or were the work of evil Democrats bound and determined to destroy St. Donald of the Double-cross. I hope they figure this shit out in time to get crushed in the mid-terms.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled word-fest.

Despite Fey King Don’s self-professed “very, very large uh-brain”, his delusional insistence that he “has the best words” and is a “very stable genius”, the Moron of Mor-a-Lago is objectively the dumbest, most deranged and most neurologically impaired creature to ever sully the Oval Office.

So stupid and un-self-aware is Donny Dumpsterfire, that he has repeatedly related the story of the snake and the lady without a whiff of realization that in this story, originally one of Aesop’s fables, later put to song by Oscar Brown, Jr. (below) and others, Donny is the snake. The fact that he is a snake, and has been one his whole life seems to have escaped Donny’s keen sense of psychosis.

Oscar Brown, Jr. – The Snake

Somebody should hide Don’s fucking Adderall so maybe he’ll fall asleep for a few weeks. At this point, he just might want to sleep through this latest Epstein episode. I wish him hell. This whacko never sleeps, and clearly spends all his waking hours thinking of more ways to fuck everything all the way to hell.

All I can do is dig into some health food…

mental health food

It’s not like he does anything except cheat at golf, butcher the language and sign executive orders that are placed under his Sharpie. It’s not like he has a fucking clue what’s going on in his own administration:

Reporter: “Who ordered the pause [in aid to Ukraine] last week ?”

Dumb-ass Don: “I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me?”

Large, but not so much in charge apparently. Ignore-ance personified.

While ignorance is the order of the day in this administration, that’s not all they’re bringing to the table for America’s last meal before its execution. In this second Trump administration case the stench of dishonesty, incompetence and sociopathy is bordering on fatal. Certainly for Ukraine (and by extension Europe?), and likely for this country.

We Are Just Following Executive Orders

Executive orders are not law. They can be removed and reversed at the stroke of a new pen (even a robo-pen). This places them below presidential pardons in seriousness, since pardons are forever. Laws are the law because Congress said so. Then the Supreme Court decides to undo the law at the whim of five (or up to nine) lifetime – often political – appointees. In this case, there are six valiantly trying to enshrine fascism as the replacement for our constitutional republic. Executive orders are just the guy (maybe a woman in 100 years) at the top doing whatever the fuck he wants. In this case, these orders are simply tantrums thrown by the man-baby in the White House.

Here’s a look at presidential executive orders in the first 100 days of several presidents:

Biden issued 42 in his first 100 days, (more than any president since Harry Truman)

Roosevelt had half as many executive orders as Grumpy and actually used them to move the nation forward by helping everyday people. FDR also signed a shitload of bills into law, as opposed to the current administration, which gives no shits about passing laws or obeying the laws we already have.

Fool me once, shame on you. (Try to) Fool me twice, go fuck yourself. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!

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*AKA the Fey King.

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