What’s That I Smell?

Fart Proudly*

July 2, 2025

Wish you were near enough to King Donald to smell his glorious anal vapors? Of course you do – you’re a MAGAt. It is well known that your favorite president of all time emits a number of aromas from various orifices. Each scent is unique. Each can make roses hide their blossoms in shame. Sure it looks like wilting, that’s just what the fake news wants you to believe.

Dear Leader Don wants everyone to have the privilege to inhale bigly of his fast-food-fueled flatulence whenever they want to. Well, that is everyone who still has $249 to shell out.

(Figurine hands are actual size)

The guy whose basement is where these coveted gasses are bottled wanted to call the new fragrance Smells Like Spleen Spirit, but the gas man wanted to call it Victory. And what Donny wants, Donny gets. Just ask Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts.

Why do you think they call him “John”? because he’s repeatedly full of shit, that’s why.

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Just in time for Donald Trump Day, formerly known as Independence Day, this brand new stench can be yours for a song…and $249…and you can keep your lousy song if you want. And for just one dollar more, you can get every record ever recorded.

Act now and get an ICE crusher!

Tune in Friday for a special Paying Attention™ holiday edition.

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*Title of a Benjamin Franklin book.