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President Titanic Is Ready To “Sink”

July 27, 2025

In Trump’s desperate attempts to deflect from being joined at the hip to former BFF Jeffrey Epstein (who was a guest at Don’s second wedding) and being unable to avoid being permanently and irrefutably recognized as the pedophile and rapist he has always been, Donny Dearest is going for the Guinness World Record for obfuscating.

Epstein (in white pants) (White pants?) at Trump’s wedding

Have people actually forgotten all the times Daddy Don has talked about his "hot" daughter and wishing he could date her? Saying things like, “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her.” She was 24 and he was 63 at the time of this sickening statement.

The following is a partial list of Donny's attempts to shove his very real, very sticky and very unpopular connection to his long-time buddy Epstein off the front page. Think OJ Simpson's slomo white Bronco chase, every second of which was caught on camera, or...

Don is suing Rupert Murdoch, who made him and more or less owns him to this day, as well as Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal, et al, because Don claims they could ruin his reputation.

Then Don, in response to calls from all corners demanding the full release (or what some might call the “happy ending”) of the Epstein files, released more than 230,000 pages relating to Epstein… oops, I meant Martin Luther King, Jr., prompting this from King's daughter Bernice.

Ouch

Then the guy who makes Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men look like Albert Einstein, decided to rehash blaming Obama for the Russians doing everything but hacking voting machines to get Trump in the White House in 2016. He accused Obama of being “sedatious” (sic)* and claimed he committed “treason”. Again.

Then he tried to convince us that the real scandal was Joe Biden using an autopen, something many, if not all, use in DC. “That’s the scandal they should be talking about, not Jeffrey Epstein. The sciandal (sic) you should be talking about is the autopen ‘cause I think it’s the biggest scandal, one of them, in American history.” Nice try autoputz.

He was so desperate to distract us that he even went so far as to release less-than-positive medical test results instead of trying to explain why his ankles were suddenly the same size as his thighs. What’s next, doctored tax returns? A stroke? Keeping my fingers crossed… for the tax returns, of course.

He also announced on his fake Twitter app that he had convinced Coca Cola to switch from high fructose corn syrup to real cand sugar to take his MAGAts minds off Epstein. He should have told them to start adding grain alcohol.

Then he had his bad-brained-bleach-blond-blow-up-bimbo attorney general start yammering about… wait for it… Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Then he decided to weigh in on forcing the Washington football team to change its name back to the old-timey racial slur against American Indians, which we will not dignify by mentioning here.

Then he had MAGA Mike evacuate the Capitol three days early in order to avoid taking a vote on debating whether or not to take a vote on releasing the Epstein files – after learning that 11 Ratpublicans would vote with the Dems to release the files, meaning that a House majority would vote against Epstein’s ex-BFF – hoping this whole thing will blow over by the time they slither back to Washington, DC after their abruptly-extended summer vacation. Hope they enjoy their quality time with their constituents.

Go and get a drink, take a nap, apologize to your eyes and your soul.
There’s much more where that came from.

Tune in next time for the exciting, excruciating, enema-tic conclusion (for the time being at least) of Trump’s weapons of mass distraction.

I. Mangrey reporting.