America Goes Up In Schmuck
July 14, 2025
It is becoming increasingly difficult to find
anything good, or even just imagine something good as the Fuh King works to
dis-mental America with levels
of stupidity, incompetence and fascist fucknuttery like nobody has ever seen
before.
Is That Schadenfreude I Smell?
The previous paragraph was written a week or
so ago. Sometimes I store bits or pieces or whole posts – like a squirrel, though
not in my cheeks – to use
at a later date. But, since then there has been a whiff of something sweeter in
the air. Sickeningly sweet, but sweet nonetheless. Who would have thought that
a dead pedophile could become so “popular”?
The MAGA cult is currently tearing itself to
pieces over the non-existent Epstein files that very recently were spending
quality time on psychophant AG Pam Blondi’s desk. Now they have either vanished, never
existed, and/or were the work of evil Democrats bound and determined to destroy
St. Donald of the Double-cross. I hope they figure this shit out in time to get
crushed in the mid-terms.
Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled word-fest.
Despite Fey King Don’s self-professed “very,
very large uh-brain”, his delusional insistence that he “has the best words”
and is a “very stable genius”, the Moron of Mor-a-Lago is objectively the
dumbest, most deranged and most neurologically impaired creature to ever sully
the Oval Office.
So stupid and un-self-aware is Donny
Dumpsterfire, that he has repeatedly related the story of the snake and the
lady without a whiff of realization that in this story, originally one of
Aesop’s fables, later put to song by Oscar Brown, Jr. (below) and others, Donny
is the snake. The fact that he is a snake, and has been one his whole life
seems to have escaped Donny’s keen sense of psychosis.
Somebody should hide Don’s fucking Adderall
so maybe he’ll fall asleep for a few weeks. At this point, he just might want
to sleep through this latest Epstein episode. I wish him hell. This whacko
never sleeps, and clearly spends all his waking hours thinking of more ways to
fuck everything all the way to hell.
It’s not like he does anything except cheat at
golf, butcher the language and sign executive orders that are placed under his
Sharpie. It’s not like he has a fucking clue what’s going on in his own
administration:
Reporter: “Who ordered the pause [in aid to
Ukraine] last week ?”
Dumb-ass Don: “I don’t know. Why don’t you
tell me?”
Large, but not so much in charge apparently. Ignore-ance
personified.
While ignorance is the order of the day in this
administration, that’s not all they’re bringing to the table for America’s last
meal before its execution. In this second Trump administration case the stench
of dishonesty, incompetence and sociopathy is bordering on fatal. Certainly for
Ukraine (and by extension Europe?), and likely for this country.
We Are Just Following Executive Orders
Executive orders are not law. They can be removed
and reversed at the stroke of a new pen (even a robo-pen). This places them
below presidential pardons in seriousness, since pardons are forever. Laws are
the law because Congress said so. Then the Supreme Court decides to undo the
law at the whim of five (or up to nine) lifetime – often political –
appointees. In this case, there are six valiantly trying to enshrine fascism as
the replacement for our constitutional republic. Executive orders are just the
guy (maybe a woman in 100 years) at the top doing whatever the fuck he wants.
In this case, these orders are simply tantrums thrown by the man-baby in the
White House.
Here’s a look at presidential executive orders in
the first 100 days of several presidents:
Roosevelt had half as many executive orders as
Grumpy and actually used them to move the nation forward by helping everyday
people. FDR also signed a shitload of bills into law, as opposed to the current
administration, which gives no shits about passing laws or obeying the laws we
already have.
Fool me once, shame on you. (Try to) Fool me twice, go fuck yourself. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!
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*AKA the Fey King.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.
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