P(r)ic(k) Of The Day – Paging Al Jolson

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July 20, 2025

According to reports, Damaged Don insists on doing his own face painting. When he is not cheating at golf or agonizing over the horrors of reduced water pressure interfering with the shampooing of his self-proclaimed luxurious “hair”, he is spending his time as president caking on some sort of color-coat to hide his ghost-like countenance. Which apparently these days consists of him dipping the front half of his face in a vat of shoe polish, or something. Either way it is always best to avert one’s eyes when confronted with the risk of gazing upon the horrific blob atop the larger blob that is Don’s torpid torso.

Trump after a fun game of Bobbing For Blackface*

Any way you look at it, he’d be better off with a sturdy paper bag. I could have said plastic, but I didn’t. I never would.

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*Also, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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