Monday, July 28, 2025

Everything But... Part II

President Titanic Is Ready To “Sink” – The Finale (For Now)

July 28, 2025

We return now to the groping…er, gripping tale of Disaster Don and his ongoing attempts to stop everyone from talking about his association, if not guilt by, with major pedophile/sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.


He knows the best people: seen here on February 12, 2000 with
whore/future wife Melania and sex traffickers Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell

Mark Epstein, brother of Jeffrey, told Business Insider that his brother, long-time global sex trafficker and pedophile, and former bestie with Donald Trump, stopped hanging out with Trump “when he realized Trump was a crook.” As opposed to a sex trafficker, one supposes. The jury is still out on Trump’s pedophilia. Literally.

Actually, that jury might be out, but back in 1994, when Trump was on Lifestyles of The Rich and Fucked-up, host Robin Leech asked him, “Now, Donald, what does Tiffany have of yours and what does Tiffany have of Marla’s?” Here’s what alleged non-pedophile Don responded

“Well, I think that she's got a lot of Marla. She's really a beautiful baby and she's got Marla's legs. We don't know whether or not she's got this part yet, but time will tell. [he said motioning in front of his chest with his hands and making a common obscene gesture].”

You be the judge, jury and metaphorical executioner.

At least he still has time to be caught on camera cheating at golf. Hey, even arrogant asshole autocrats need a hobby. I just wish his was sky diving or jumping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle, or better yet a golf cart.

All of Don's big, beautiful fantasies, lies and complete non-sequiturs are meant to distract us from his long-time very close relationship with the most prolific pedophiles in history who Trump said “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” Trump told Howard Stern that his personal cut-off was age 12. The guy who bragged about walking in on naked teen pageant contestants had this exchange with Stern

Stern: “Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?”

Trump: “Oh, absolutely. I have no trouble.”

Stern: “Would you do it?”

Trump: “I have no problem.”

Stern’s co-host Robin Quivers: “Do you have an age limit or would you…”

Trump: “If I- No, no, I have no age... I mean, I have an age li…”

Quivers: “The upper bracket…”

Trump: “I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.”

You know, 12-year-olds. Don was 63 years old at the time of this exchange. Stay classy big guy…and be sure to register yourself as a sex offender on the way out the door. You've earned it.

Trump’s latest shiny object was his new plan to lower drug prices – you know, like he very quickly and powerfully ended Obama Care, like the elusive infrastructure week that never was, like the 90 (maybe two, actually) tariff deals he was going to win six months ago – for all Americans. Bigly.

“We’re gonna get the drug prices down. Not 30 or 40 percent, that would be great. Not 50 or 60, no. We’re gonna get them down 1,000%, 600%, 500% [shrug], 1,500%. Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable.”**

Unfortunately for Dishonest Don, according to Sen. Dick Durbin, “1,000 [FBI agents] on 24-hour shifts to review approximately 100,000 Epstein-related records”. They were instructed to “flag” any documents that mentioned one of Epstein’s most frequent fellow pussy-grabber whose initials happen to be DJT. Could be anyone.

Here’s a funny story; the Wall Street Journal, clearly worried about the (never-to-be-in-court) lawsuit Trump is threatening against them, has reported that the Justice Department told Trump in May that his name appeared “multiple times” in the “truckload of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein” they reviewed.

A person sitting in a chair

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Attorney: Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the
presence of females under the age of 18?

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Epstein: “Though I’d like to answer that question, at least today, I’m going
to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendment rights sir.”

The Justice Department acknowledges at least 1,000 victims of the global sex trafficking ring run by Jeffrey Epstein – Trump’s very close friend for more than a decade while this was going on. Do the math (not Trump’s math – though he is 1,000, 1,500, 700, 1,300% guilty, real math).

Donny denies ever going to Epstein's Pedo Island, so there is a pretty good chance he did go there.

Apparently, there is untoward evidence of the Trump/Epstein connection all over the place, as though someone threw it all up in the air during a tornado and it scattered, bits and pieces turning up day after day after day. Just like every day, a little bit more of America slips away into fascism.

Stay tuned as Don prepares to unveil his most desperate attempt, the only thing left to be thrown in, to get us to look away from his very strong and powerful long-time friendship with global pedophile/sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein who ended up suicided untimely (well, very timely, in fact) demised in prison with full knowledge of all the skeletons in all the closets and where all the bodies are buried…

A sink with a faucet and utensils in the window

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Drip, drip, drip.

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*File under covfefe.
**Uh, because they are not only unachievable, but non-existent. We did not make this up folks. We’re neither that creative nor that deranged. Nor gold-standard stupid.


I. Mangrey reporting. You get a schadenfreude, and you get a schadenfreude, and you get a schadenfreude. 

1 comment:

  1. We elected the chump who claims he grabbed women
    by the "P - - - -".
    The laugh is now on us the people of the US of A because
    he has allowed Russia to grab chump by the "Puttie"
    We elected the wrong felon.

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