Cloudy With A Chance Of Blunder Showers
July 24, 2025
Our most recent post garnered the most comments and rave reviews in the history of Paying Attention™. Regrettably, we neglected to include in that post what could have well been a fitting closer, given the subject matter. To be fair, as you might imagine, the team was in a bit of shock during the visitation at our weekly staff meeting. Clearly we were wise, some years ago to purchase on eBay the used recording system once used in the White House in the early 1970s. Any attempt to transcribe what took place that day would surely have been lacking in detail, if at all legible, given the circumstances.
You can get anything on eBay
In
the spirit of sincere atonement, we would like to present that video. If you're
not familiar with this piece, we highly recommend taking a few minutes to enjoy
something we couldn't have said better ourselves, and we dare say with all due
respect, neither could you.
Okay, so there’s one more song that must be included here:
Also,
there was one more thing They told us that we were a bit afraid to include in
what we shared of our conversation
“And
one more thing for those of you trying to destroy what We've created, speaking
of pronouns, fuck you and yours for electing that alien gasbag with the fake
hair, fake tan (without that coating he's as white as a Klan hood, just without the pointy top) – no way We created that shit... and for canceling Stephen
Colbert – a personal friend of Ours – We've been on his show many times.”
Here We are at the Ed Sullivan Theater with
Stephen
with Our fidget spinner (remember those fucking things?)
Thank
you for your attention to this matter.
Ed Venture
Barely-Managing Editor
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