As you know, the
MAGA crowd is anti-science or progress – among so many other things that people
whose IQs do not begin with a decimal point find meaningful, useful, and often
integral to life in the real world.
MAGAts naturally fear
and distrust artificial intelligence. This of course is a no brainer since they
are vehemently opposed to intelligence of any kind. And because they have no
brains. Their unbridled fear of smart people causes them to soil their
undergarments on a daily basis.
The Lyin’ King – all artificial, no intelligence
These are the same
people who embrace trans fats, which are killing many of them, but are
apoplectic over trans people who are not hurting anyone.
These are the same
people who cosplay in tactical military gear for an insurrection, but are
scared to death of someone dressing up as a member of the opposite sex for
entertainment purposes (or any other purpose for that matter).
They are pitching a life-and-death
struggle against “wokeness” because being woke is about being less stupid and
hateful, and therefore a threat to all they hold dear and sacred. Being woke is
about thinking it and paying it forward. The MAGAts prefer to keep their brains
idling…or floored in reverse.
They are too stupid to understand that Antifa is short for anti-fascist, constantly describing Antifa as fascists. Pot, allow me to introduce my good friend, Kettle.
They think the gun
lobby is where you wait when you want to mow people down with assault weapons as
they enter a school, church, bar or workplace.
Unsatisfied by their
staggering level of natural idiocy, they incessantly fight against any form of
intelligence – natural or artificial. What they really want is artificial
idiocy. All of their news sources traffic in it. All their political heroes wallow
in it. They are proud of their abject ignorance and they will fight to the
death to increase the level of ignorance by any means necessary.
The good news is,
after getting caught inviting two Holocaust-denying, Hitler-loving anti-Semites
(a bit redundant, but increasingly necessary to overdo) to speak alongside Eric
and Lara Trump and other Trump-adjacent sociopaths like Devin Nunes, Roger
Stone and Mike Flynn at Trump National Doral resort in Miami, those two particular
invitations have been reluctantly rescinded.
One of the disinvitees
Scott McKay, has claimed that Jewish people orchestrated 9/11 and were
responsible for the assassinations of Presidents Abraham Lincoln, John F.
Kennedy, and William McKinley. He has also said that Jewish people routinely
torture children and eat their hearts. McKay believes that Jewish people “created”
and “built” Hitler to profit from war, but “Hitler broke away” from his Jewish
creators and their evil banks by trying to create “a banking system for the
people and the free world.”
As they say in the South,
bless his heart.
Fellow fuckwit Charlie
Ward has shared posts praising Hitler for supposedly “warning us” about
Judaism; claiming that “VIRUSES are Man (JEW) made”; and attacking the alleged
Jewish media for supposedly lying about the Holocaust.
As you might have
guessed, these feces in street clothes are not shy about sharing their demented
views on social media, not to mention the fact that Eric has been on the so-called,
Orwellian-named ReAwaken America tour with these scum.
Eric The Half-a-Brain with McKay and Ward.
Smile and say Nazi.
The other good news
is, Eric Trump assures us that some of his best friends are Jews.
Remember, the anti-Semitism
is not a bug – it’s a feature.
In response to Donald Trump and
his prison choir buddies collection of horrific remakes of classis songs, we
here at Paying Attention™ are set to release the antidote. We have taken other
classics and repurposed them to help tell the sad and stupid tale of America’s
45th and absolute worst president. If you’ve had the misfortune of
hearing any of Trump’s musical mayhem, this will hopefully you on your road to
recovery.
Featuring…
You Blight Up My Life
I Saw Him Staining There
Whole Lotta Lies
One Woke Over the Line
Takin’ Care of Bullshit
Donny Don’t Grab That Pussy
Big Yellow Tax Cheat
When Trumps Lie
Won’t Get Trumped Again
As (He Does) Time (and) Goes
By(e)
Lawyers, Guns and MAGA
We Didn’t Start the Liar
Pence Avenue Sleaze Out
Dylan Medley:
Mr.
Tangerine Man Just Like an Asshole Tangled Up in Orange Simple Twist of Fake
Flabby Toad
Scum Together
Dumbthing
Donald's Orange Hairline
Oy! Donald
Pussy Grabber’s Garden
I (Don’t) Want You (He's So Hated)
Here Comes The Putz
Because (He Got Impeached Twice)
The Flabby Toad Medley:
You’re Always Taking Their Money Scum King Mean Mr. Bone Spurs Polythene Pig He Came in Through the Boardroom Window Golden Showers Carry That Flab The End (If We’re Lucky) His Travesty
We hope you enjoy listening to this
more than we enjoyed making it. It was hard work. Thinking about Rapey
McDickface any more than absolutely necessary is risky business, but somebody
has to do it.
One guilty
verdict down, some number between one and infinity left to go.
During his
videotaped deposition, we got to see and hear self-professed serial sexual
assaulter Donald Trump explain that “historically it’s true for stars” to get
away with grabbing women by the pussy. Trump videotaped his deposition because
1) he would be unable to testify in his own defense due to his absolute
inability to not lie, and 2) because he is…wait for it…a pussy.
According to
the dangerous sociopath (who remains the odds-on favorite to become the Fascist
Party’s nominee for president for the third time), “if you look over the last
million years,” certain men have “fortunately or unfortunately” simply done
what they wanted to women without consequence.
You may recall
that his first wife – who Trump claimed he could not remember if he cheated on
– once testified that he had raped her, though she recanted at some point for
reasons now buried with her at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
Trump showing his stuff during sociopathic
deposition
If looks could make you stupid…
To the
surprise of no one other than the morbidly narcissistic, delusional defendant
himself, Donald Trump has been found liable in civil court for defamation and
sexual abuse and awarded E. Jean Carroll $5 million. Of course, that defamation
was a result of Trump lying about Carroll’s reporting that she had been raped
by the career criminal in the 1990s. Five million dollars hardly seems
sufficient to compensate for the trauma of having Donald Trump put his tiny
hands on you (let alone in you), but it’s something. Trump’s lawyer, Joe
Tacopina could only celebrate the fact that his creepy client was found liable
for sexual abuse, but not rape.
Trump Has Standards; He Won’t Consider Raping Just Anyone
Trump continues to insist that he doesn't even know E. Jean Carroll. It is not at all uncommon for a sexual predator to assault total strangers, though usually those total strangers are not seen in photographs with their assailants. And even though an sexual predator claims his victims “are not his type,” and he cannot tell them apart from his wife, most rapists do not stop to decide if their victims are their type. They just assault them, especially when they are stars and think they can get away with it. And then they brag about it on a live microphone as they prepare to show how they do it.
After watching Trump's disgustingly
surreal deposition, even this jury would have voted to find him liable
Naturally,
many in the Fascist Party are appalled by Trump’s behavior. Really, you wisely
ask? Well, yes and no. they are not appalled that he has been found liable for
sexual assault, but they are appalled that he is now a liability politically. And,
after a jury of six men and three women found Trump liable for sexual abuse, negative-number-IQ
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (the dumbness is right there in the name, people) said it
“makes me want to vote for [sexual predator Trump] twice.” Many of Tuberville’s
peers are standing behind Trump every which way but sane. Of course, everyone
knows it is much safer to stand behind Trump than in front of him. Just ask E.
Jean Carroll. All of this proves once again that you can always count on
Ratpublican fascists to do the wrong thing, though the reasons can vary wildly.
Anyway, when can we
expect him to go to trial for raping, or at least sexually abusing and defaming
America?
Second
Amendment sickos tossed out some more of their usual useless thoughts and
prayers at the families of another bunch of needlessly murdered American
civilians. A reporter told Texas State Rep. Keith Self (R-Allen) that many
people don’t think prayers are doing the trick in stopping mass shootings, to
which Self responded, "Well, those are people that don't believe in an
almighty God who, who has, who is absolutely in control of our lives.” So, guns
aren’t the problem, it’s God who pulls the trigger.
It's A
Shootiful Day In The Neighborhood
Though the NRA owns most of the Fascist (nee Ratpublican)Party, and consistently lobbies against common sense gun laws that a huge majority of Americans favor, the heavily armed minority of gun-death addicts think a gun lobby is the place where you hang out to ambush innocent men, women and children in schools, churches, nightclubs, libraries, convenience stores, malls, concerts, cheese shops, etc. Anywhere Americans go in the hopes of being gunned down by some Second Amendment fetishist.
When they are not disingenuously babbling about thoughts and prayers, members of the pro-murder Fascist Party try to blame everything under the Sun – with the exception of guns, of course – for the unending mass shootings. Their favorite scapegoat is mental illness. I admit, I am beginning to agree that mental illness might be a big player in all the gun massacres. However, it is not the mental illness of the shooters, it is the mental illness of the GOP – Gun Obsessed Perverts – who refuse to acknowledge reality – that it is impossible to shoot up a classroom, or a church, or a movie theater full of innocent people without a gun. It has been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. The definition of aiding and abetting in the commission of a crime is helping to provide the conditions for that crime to be committed. The Fascist Party has made a career of aiding and abetting mass murder, day after day, year after year, dead body after dead body. If that is not criminal insanity, I don’t know what is.
Speaking of aiding and abetting and mental illness, let us not forget that the very first thing the Fascist Party did with majorities in the House and Senate and their Orange Pimpsicle in the White House in 2017, was pass a law making it easier for mentally ill people to purchase firearms and murder people. The very first thing. I guess they showed us who's boss.
Apparently, Guns Do Kill
People
Everything is bigly
dumber in Texas. A San Antonio toddler died after he was shot in the head by a
gun that fell off a shelf. The irresponsible father told authorities that his
son was reaching for something on the shelf and accidentally pulled down a gun.
The gun hit the ground. Presumably, God pulled the trigger, and with god-like
accuracy shot the child in the head one time. What would the proverbial
good-guy-with-a-gun have done to save this day? Would he have attempted to
shoot God?
More Fun With Guns
The Texas man who shot up his neighbors, killing several – including an
8-year-old – after they asked him to stop firing his assault rifle in his
front yard because their baby was trying to sleep, was finally caught after
evading capture for several days. He was apprehended and taken into custody in
the Texas town of Cut and Shoot.
Stupid/Fun Fact
There is a Texas town called Cut and Shoot
One More Thing
In case you're brave/foolish enough to ever leave your house...
Two weeks ago, Puny puke of a governor Ron DuhSantis signed
a permitless gun carry bill into what passes for law. To say that this was done
on the heels of another mass gun murder in America is a bit disingenuous. The
reason being the fact that there is a mass gun murder on average of more than
one per day, thanks to the yeoman-like work of the fascist, bloodthirsty GOP –
the Gun Obsessed Perverts. Everything in America now happens on the heels of a
deadly mass shooting.
In a brazen attempt to showcase their
unrivaled hypocrisy, the Utah GOP is banning guns from its state convention
where Ron DuhSantis will give the keynote speech this summer. Hey, what about
the Second Fucking Amendment? Why do Utah Ratpublicans hate our freedoms? Don’t
they want to have the possibility of a shooting gallery to show how much they love America?
Meanwhile, Back In The Shitshine State…
So Floridians, who probably comprise the
highest number of nut-jobs per capita nationally, are now allowed to carry
concealed weapons with no permit. This of course renders meaningless the idea
of learning how to use a weapon of easy mass murder. Or learning why maybe why shooting
might not be the best first-choice for interacting with other people, or why it
might not be appropriate to use at all.
This heinous bill was signed behind closed
doors, with the NRA, gun rights activists, and legislative leaders present.
This despite the recent poll taken by the University of North Florida, in which
77% of those responding were somewhat or strongly opposed to permitless carry
legislation. A government of, by, and for the NRA. No parents of murdered
Florida children were invited to the surreptitious, cowardly signing.
Firearms are one of the few products that are
exempt from federal consumer product safety regulations. America first!
Americans last!
But Here’s A
Thought…
The vaunted,
sacred, immutable Second Amendment, even if you are of the opinion that only
the last 14 words are of any consequence, there is nothing in that holy fucking
writ providing the right to fire the arms one might happen to be keeping or
bearing. Neither does the amendment says anything about the right to keep and
bear bullets.
It is time to
exploit the bullet loophole.
Bob Marley &
the Wailers – Johnny Was
I. Mangrey reporting.
Tune in next time
for moron…I mean more on guns in America.
Insurrectionist/Senator
Ted Cruz, whose recently revealed perfect phone calls with Fux idiot Maria
Bartiromo exposed Cruz’s complicity in the Trump-incited attempted coup, is
desperate to change the subject no matter how absurd the misdirection. As Cruz
attempts to weasel his way out what we have now heard with our own ears, he
endeavored to change the subject by appearing with Bartiromo to defend
sleazebag/tax cheat and anti-ethics maven Clarence Thomas. Thomas, you may
recall, was recently found to have been receiving massive gifts from Fascist (nee Ratpublican) Partymega-donor Harlan Crow. Since Supreme Court justices are not
legally required to exhibit any sort of ethics, Uncle Thomas has not
technically broken any laws, but golly gee, it just don’t seem right what he
done.
Cruz told the decimal-pointed-IQ Fux host, “We know what Justice Thomas did wrong. He's been one of the greatest Supreme Court justices ever to serve on the court. He has been a principal constitutionalist, and the left despises him; Democrats hate Justice Thomas, and they have the special degree of hate for him because he's a Black man.” Hating Thomas naturally has nothing to do with his duplicity, his absurdly improper relationship Harlan Crow, the constant cheating on his taxes, his treasonous whack-job of a wife, or the slime-trail of horrendous decisions he has helped shepherd through the Slime Court. Nope, it’s because he’s Black.
The Whinin’ King losing his shit on live TV
Does Ted Cruz think he’s
Black? Does he think that’s why everyone hates him?
But Wait, There’s
More…
On a later
installment of Dumb Fucking Assholes on Fux, Cruz told Bartiromo that Joe Biden
was "acting like a terrorist" by not negotiating with
debt-ceiling-hostage-taker and mouthpiece for actual Speaker of the House EmptyG,
Kevin McQarthy. House Fascist Party members are once again attempting to demolish
the ability of the federal government to pay its bills, while protecting the
wealth of rich white men and assuring that those in need suffer.
Dim & Dimmer – not a healthy brain cell between them
EmptyG preparing to bite McQarthy’s nose off to show who’s boss
We leave you with
this famous quote by Sen. Al Franken…
“Here’s the thing
you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my
other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
Don Trump, in his nauseating quest to rule forever over America's Dumocracy,* has once again
deluded himself and his brain-free cult, this time about having hit the pop
charts with a bullet. This, thanks to Trump’s latest collaboration with the
January 6 insurrectionists. Instead of assaulting the Capitol, Trump and friends
– all of whom, with the exception of their drear leader, are currently behind
bars – are assaulting the nation’s ears.Prepare yourself for this daring follow-up to his imagined smash hits
with the J6 Prison Choir as Trump and “friends” offer up a bevy of cheap and
painful remakes of classic hits from yesteryear.
Here are just a few, yet more
than enough of the once great songs now forever ruined by Donny & The
Insurrectionists:
It’s My Party and They’ll Cry If I Want Them To
Save The Last Dunce For Me
(Your) Money (That’s What I Want)
I Fought the Law (And I Raised $10M From My Suckers)
Everybody Is A (Porn) Star
Grifters, Trumps and Thieves
Take Me to The Golf Course
One Bourbon, One Coke, One Bleach
Fly Like an Ego
Mercy Mercy Me (Fuck The Ecology)
Fired
Won't Explain
(Very Fine People On) Both Sides Now
Hang On Sloopy (Then Hang Mike Pence)
Cheats Don't Fail Me Now
Paint it White
Light My (Stolen Classified Documents On) Fire
I Wanna Hold Your Pussy
Save a few bucks, your ears and
your sanity. Instead of buying this insurrection against music, invite a few
friends over and have them run their fingernails across a blackboard.
In case you’re in the mood for
a real song…
10cc – Rubber Bullets
____________________________________________________ *Dumocracy: (n) a system of government once recognized for its attempt at egalitarian rule by the needs and desires of a majority of its citizenry, ultimately turned ignorant and stupid after electing the most criminal, narcissistic, hateful boor to lead the country to a fate worse than death
