MoreOn Trump's Ruining Mate

Alternative Fuckts

August 6, 2024

Sure JD Vantz* is an easy target. He’s no Tim Walz, who Kamala Harris just picked to be her running mate. Some call Vantz WEIRD. Tim Walz called him weird. Vantz brags about drinking Diet Mountain Dew. He called himself “a never Trumper” only to join Trump on the insurrection, misogyny, racist, shit-licker ticket. Vantz called childless adults “deranged,” “psychotic” and “sociopathic.” Get this man a mirror please! How many children do Clarence and Ginni “Coup Plotter” Thomas have? That would be…wait, don’t tell me…oh, it’s zero (Thank God!). And how many children does Elon Musk have? Does he even know? Oh yeah, it’s 12, with three women. And Vantz doesn’t think divorce should be legal either.

Whatever the opposite of ‘personality’ is, that’s what he’s got and he’s not afraid to flaunt it. Vantz lives in a world that doesn’t quite exist and that most mammalian Americans deplore. I hate to pick on such a pathetic puke, but I love it even more. From deep within the vault of Vantz’s alternative facts and deep-seated misogyny and soullessness, JD added the following assemblage of not-so-happy horseshit and unrivaled stupid during a 2021 interview with Russian operative Fucker Carlson

JD VANTZ: We're effectively run in this country, via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made, and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too. And it's just a basic fact. You look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC - the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children.

Someone should tell Diet Mountain Douche that Kamala Harris does have stepchildren, and Pete Buttigieg has adopted children. At least Vantz referred to the ones running this country – or at least trying to – as “our corporate oligarchs.” Most of those corporate oligarchs are not George Soros. They are the ones behind Trump. The ones who own Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito. And JD Vantz.

I. MANGREY: We’re effectively run in this country, via the Fascist/Trumpers, via their corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of brainless rat  fuckers and incels who are miserable at their own lives and the choices they’ve made, and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too. And it’s just a basic fact. Not an alternative fact. You look at Don Trump, JD Vance, MTG – the entire future of the Fascist/Trump Party is controlled by people without brains.

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*A word we learned from Hawkeye Pierce at the 4077^th M*A*S*H unit while he searched for a crossword answer to the clue “Five letters: A Yiddish word for bedbug.”

I. Mangrey retorting.