August 25, 2024
Convicted Felon Donald Trump, who has a sordid history with classified information and documents, says he has decided to forego security briefings during the run-up to the November 5th election. You would be excused for wondering why Trump would pass up a way to cash in on leaking our secrets. You would also be excused for not believing a single word that oozed out of that man’s face sphincter, and that he is in fact being denied access to any and all classified information seeing as he is still under indictment for stealing classified documents. And inciting insurrection. And was impeached for making a "perfect phone call" attempting to extort Volodymyr Zelenskyy to fabricate dirt on Joe Biden. And that sort of thing.
According
to the lying, traitorous turd, “I don’t need that briefing. They come in. They
give you a briefing, and then two days later, they leak it. And then they say,
'You leaked it.' The only way to solve that problem is not to take it – I don’t
want it.”
And
it doesn’t want you.
Surely
it couldn’t be because from the early days of his ruinous time in the White
House, Trump has shown more allegiance to Russia than to the United States. In the
early months of his administration, Trump hosted Russian “diplomats” in the Oval
Office sans witnesses, and he blabbed national security secrets to the
“diplomats.” As everyone knows, on his way out the door following his
disastrous single term, Trump made off with a shitload of classified documents, then tried to hide
them from authorities when he was caught tiny red-handed. If it was not for his
pet judge Aileen Cannon protecting him from justice, Trump could very well have
been facing the consequences of his grossly illegal actions as we speak.
Donald the delusional dipshit added that he doesn’t need any briefing because he already knows “what’s happening” around the world. As if.
He doesn't even know where the fuck his wife is.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Secret Word.
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