Fuck America First
August 22, 2024
Hey, remember when Ronald Reagan before him and Richard Nixon
before that, it appears that life-long criminal – now new and improved with 34
felony convictions – Donald Trump
is working feverishly, making more of his patently absurd ‘perfect phone calls.
These calls are going to none other than Bibi Netanyahu.
Leading up to the 1980 election, Reagan secretly worked to
keep the Iranian hostages in captivity to scuttle Jimmy Carter’s reelection
bid, and like Nixon’s sabotaging of Johnson’s Vietnam peace talks to help him
win election in 1968, an early entry in Dicky Dick’s shit-list of crimes
against the United States. Trump wants Netanyahu to avoid agreeing to a
ceasefire until the election is over…whatever that means to Trump.
PBS’ Judy Woodruff during coverage of the first night of the
DNC, revealed something as unsurprising as it is despicable and murderous. And by
most accounts, if true, bigly illegal. As Woodruff spoke about how much the
Harris-Walz campaign would love a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas,
Woodruff casually added a mind-blowing scoop, which if true might eclipse all of Trump's other assaults on our democracy and on morality:
“The reporting is that former President Trump is on the phone
with the prime minister of Israel urging him not to cut a deal right now
because it’s believed that would help the Harris campaign.”
The former president, current candidate to reclaim the
office he once disgraced, and unrepentant sociopath allegedly made his latest
perfect call on August 14, according to Axios, which cited two unnamed “U.S.
sources who were briefed on the call.”
One cannot help but ponder whether the mainstream media will
follow up on the story or not. I’m not holding my breath…or my food down.
The next day, Netanyahu's office denied that the call took
place. Of course, Netanyahu, like Trump is desperate to stay in power in order
to avoid prison time just like his good buddy Trump, a private citizen with whom
he recently visited at Mor-on-Lago. In a statement quoted by The Times of
Israel, a Netanyahu spokesperson said: “Contrary to media reports, Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu did not speak yesterday with former President
Donald Trump.” Aha! So the call took place on a different day, or maybe during
their very private in-person meeting a few weeks ago.
We already know that Trump made another frenzied batch of
perfect phone calls to his allies (i.e. slaves) in the Fascist/Trump Party. These
calls were designed to convince (i.e. coerce) his soulless minions to avoid
passing the bipartisan border security bill poised to pass both Houses of
Congress until Der Furor put his tiny foot down on the throats of his loyal lackies.
Surely there were very fine people on both ends of the call.
All of this was and is totally and perpetually predictable
as part of Trump’s ostentatiously Orwellian America First chant – a slogan
first adopted by American Nazis in the 1940s. As everyone but Trump’s cultists
knows, Trump is only and forever meaning ‘Trump First’ as he cares nothing at
all about America, or his followers, who he thinks are losers. So, keep those
dollars – you know, the ones Trump insisted he didn’t need because he’s “really
rich” and would very easily fund his campaign all by himself – rolling in you
morons. Give the rich guy all your money.
It is clear that Trump buried the lede* and a key word describing his true intent;
what he really means is Fuck America First. If you do not know this, seek
immediate medical attention. When Trump thinks of Fuck America
First it is his manifesto. We use the phrase to describe how we feel about the
whole America First attitude.
If you can think of a single Democratic candidate for president
– or anything else for that matter – who even considered sabotaging America for
their own selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic desires please let me know and I will
gladly stand corrected.
This bullshit is guaranteed to snowball (don’t get all excited
Don, Jr., this refers to actual snow, not the white powder you seem so fond of
shoveling up your nose) should Trump and his 34 felony convictions slither back
into the White House.
Or maybe…
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*But we did not.
I. Mangrey, not phoning it in.
Why have we heard NOTHING on the details of the 'assassination' attempt? I'm not saying it was a setup, because a man died. Think of every other attempt on a president. Full
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