Still November 6, 2024, 12:13 PM
First things first. I’m
okay. Hope you are too.
As the horror sank in and I was able to drag myself out of bed, after dashing off a couple quick posts, I decided I couldn’t take it anymore. I shut the garage, got in my car, and started it up. I lay back and waited for the sweet relief of carbon monoxide. After a half hour or so it dawned on me that I have a fucking electric vehicle, dashing my otherwise beautiful and flawless plan.
Rent-A-Coma it is.
So, I resigned myself to continue living, as I hope you have. But another thing occurs to me. This could be the best day of the rest of our lives. Oops, did I type that out loud?
So, I want you to get up
now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right
now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as
mad as hell, and I’m completely fucked beyond all imagination or hope!’
Who cares if it’s five o’clock anywhere
I. Mangrey recalculating.
Processing a roller coaster of emtions. Thankful for just enough impulse control.
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