Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Broken News – Hillbilly Eulogy

Where, Oh Where Has His Little (Lap)Dog Gone?

November 20, 2024

Many people are saying that JD Vance is currently residing with Jimmy Hoffa. No one has seen or heard from Vance since election day.

Personally, I believe he is only brain-dead, but that's nothing new for the spineless toady who said Trump was America's Hitler and then kissed Trump's ring and body-part-that-shall-not-be-named. There is still a chance that Vance is physically alive and just waiting for marching orders from his boss, who likely has forgotten Vance even exists.

Someone should tell Trump the check between the couch cushions.

Or not.

Vance on date night in happier times

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