Later That Same Election Day Eve

It's Tired And I'm Getting Late

November 4, 2024

Okay, one more thing I have to get off my chest before I attempt to get the last night of sleep I’m likely to get for several days.

“The day that I left, I shouldn’t have left. I mean, honestly,
 because we did so, we did so well.”
Convicted Felon Trump, November 3, 2024

Yes, he did well, much better than should have ever been possible, but funny thing – he didn’t do nearly as well as Joe Biden, who happened to be the one guy he had to do better than.

And hot off his ode to Arnold Palmer’s penis, Daffy Don also decided to treat his low IQ, deplorable, garbage (yeah, that’s right, I said it) rallygoers in Milwaukee with a very beautiful, very strong and powerful pantomime of a blow job on his failed, some say flaccid microphone. It seems all his douchey dancing to the Village People’s iconic YMCA has opened Donny’s eyes and mouth to a whole new world. Good for him. At least he’ll have a fulfilling new hobby in his retirement. In all fairness, he looks pretty good at it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

But, there is unquestionably, and massively, something, actually everything, wrong with him.

DJ BJ

Donny Does Mic

It is also important to note that law enforcement across the country is preparing to protect America from Trump and his supporters/cult/militia freaks after Trump goes down in electoral flames. Because, as we are contending that Trump said

It’s my way or the death ray. All the voices in my head are telling me I’m so far ahead in the polls, with the biggest rallies where no one ever leaves and I make them wait for hours, there’s no way I can lose. And I will be perfectly within my rights as a psychotic narcissist to incite my poorly educated – I love the poorly educated – white people to commit unspeakable crimes in my name in order to get me into the White House and out of jail, where I clearly belong. Everybody knows this and many people are saying it.

I. Mangrey reporting. And so, to bed.