Thought For Election Day Eve

The (Horrifying) Days Of Our Lives

November 4, 2024

The numbers in almost every swing state poll show Kamala Harris and Tim Walz pulling ahead of convicted felon and at-large mental patient DarnOld Trump aka “The Garbage Man” and his ruining mate VD “Couch Fucker” Vance. however, it must be remembered that all these numbers are within the margin of terror.

Houston (Lansing, Madison, Harrisburg, Columbus, Carson City, Raleigh, Atlanta, Phoenix), We Have A Problem

How the hell is this election even close to being close?
And what's going on with Trump's makeup? Is that blackface or dickface?

As part of his closing argument, Trump took a swipe at sea birds he says are destroying windmills. He is deteriorating rapidly, no longer knowing what he’s for or against. Like how much he hates windmills. Speaking from his new campaign bus/garbage truck, Trump told no one in particular

WE WILL LEAVE NO TERN UNSTONED!

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.