November 5, 2024, Dark and early
Mourning In America?
So, here we are at long last. Will it last long? When will we know whether or not the Great Experiment has burst into flames and burned down the house? I am on my
way out the door to go and cast my vote to continue life on Earth for humanity.
I’m not kidding around here, this is not hyperbole.
We live in uncertain and highly toxic times. There is a
non-zero chance that things could go very, very wrong very soon. Possibly by the end of
the day today. And possibly wronger than we have ever seen.
Dementia-addled fascist Don Trump, who several decorated
generals – who worked for the only sociopathic anti-American president in this
nation’s history – have warned is in fact “fascist to the core” appears to be
in a dead heat with a highly qualified, pro-democracy opponent. With democracy
and sanity on the line, everyone you know is in a tizzy. Many are wondering which
country they should relocate to.
America is at a crossroads. More accurately, America is tied
to the railroad tracks with the Trump-train barreling down at breakneck speed.
Did the 2024 election fuck your buzz all to hell? Are you
worried that America will become the Ted Cruz of nations? Do you have a
headache that goes all the way to your toes? Are you scared to be you in
America anymore? Are you worried you won’t be able to position your right arm
at the required angle?
I am not a convicted felon, and I will not vote for one, despite his being a person of off-color. We may
find ourselves in dire straights, with no good options. You might be searching
for a way to cope with something you never imagined you would see in your
lifetime. Maybe you will reach for your last pack of Rent-a-Coma
But when Rent-a-Coma
just won’t cut it, the folks here at Paying Attention™ are here for you with a
brand-new must-have product, just for these trying times…
On November 6th* ask your doctor if the afterlife is right for you.
Ask for ENDITOL by name.
Take two (or ten, or whatever) and forget about the mo(u)rning
It’s always good to be prepared.
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*Or whenever the final Unpopular Vote/Electoral College tally is called…maybe
January 6, 2025.
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