Kakatocracy

Donald The Menace’s Kaka For The Masses

September 20, 2025

In science there’s a concept known as Occam’s Razor. In short, it suggests that if you have more than one idea to explain the same phenomenon, preference should be given to the simpler one.

Trump, the blubbery, blabbering boneheaded beast selected only the finest fuckwits, fatheads and putrid pinheads to lead each and every federal agency into the abyss of idiocy and devastation. From our system of government, our economy, international relations, race relations, voting, health care, cancer research, vaccine research, food safety, workplace safety, civility, public broadcasting, public education, higher education, science, history, truth, the military, intelligence (all types), and the environment, Der Furor is tearing it all asunder. But, why?

All evidence before us as we slosh through the socio-political quicksand that is the Trump kakistocracy leads us – well, me at least – to surmise that Damaged Don’s program of destroying every single aspect of liberty, the pursuit of happiness and life, and defiling our democracy, our laws and our Constitution, not to mention social order and whatever degree of civilized behavior we might have previously experienced, is entirely, for whatever reason, purposeful. Out of pure hatred, revenge and twisted megalomania…with a side of stupid. That is the simplest explanation.

For those unfamiliar

Kakistocracy is defined as government by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous people. The term was coined as early as the 17^th century and derives from two Greek words, kákistos and krátos, put it all together and you get ‘government by the worst people’.

Kakistocracy has likely never been implemented to such perfection as right here, right now.

It is also possible, and at least as likely, that Donald the Menace is simply the same repeatedly bankrupt, incompetent toxic narcissist he has always been, except that instead of ruining casinos, hotels, golf resorts and literally hundreds of other now-extinct money-losing businesses, sham charities, phony universities, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, he now “owns” and plans to put his gold-plated post-immigration-altered, moth-eaten family name on, what had previously been the most powerful nation in the known history of human existence. And he can only do what he does best – grift, con, lie, cheat and steal until everything around him turns to shit and dies.

So there would appear to be two simplest explanations; 1) Trump wants America dead, with the blood on his tiny, disintegrating little hands. Just to prove how big and strong he is, or 2) he is an arrogant, incompetent boob who is continuing his lifelong habit of shitting the bed, just on a grander scale. He is a simple ton.

There is of course a third, somewhat less simple but no less plausible explanation. Does Crassputin have some covert reason to hand the world over to China and Russia? Despite Putin pissing on Don at every turn, Trump continues to do what is best for the Russian psycho. Could this be what is on the infamous Pee Tape? Putin literally, instead of just figuratively, pissing all over Donnie boy? Did he simply sell us out to China? Clearly, as America and our standing in the world dissolve in a Trumpian acid bath, China and Russia are bubbling over with visions of global domination dancing in their heads. Too complicated? Not at all, but we’ll count this as less, though fairly simple.

If he wasn’t so horny for his daughter, perhaps he’d be dating Vlad

We at Paying Attention™ have long referred to Trump as a toxic orange gas cloud. Part of the definition of a gas is that it will spread out to fill whatever container it occupies. Gas does not manifest the substance of a liquid or solid. It is not anchored by gravity – or in Trump’s case, by reality – and, it does as it pleases…as does Donald the Menace.

 

I. Mangrey reporting. How long does this scene go on?