September 8, 2025
Having disappeared
and shut the fuck up for several days, fueling concerns/hopes that the executive
interloper was gravely ill. Crassputin ultimately resurfaced to share
“important” news. That news? Dear Leader announced he was moving Space Command headquarters
from Colorado to Alabama. He is punishing Colorado because, he says, “they do
mail-in voting... so they have automatically crooked elections.”
From the good folks
at Crooks & Liars…
The Elephant in the
room…
All apologies to elephants everywhere
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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