September 2, 2025
Having disappeared and
shut the fuck up for 2-3 days, fueling concerns/hopes that the executive
interloper was gravely ill. Crassputin ultimately resurfaced to share “important”
news. That news? Dear Leader announced he was moving Space Command (is this the
new branding for Space Force?) headquarters from Colorado to Alabama. President Corpse is punishing
Colorado because, he says, “they do mail-in voting... so they have
automatically crooked elections.”
From the good folks at Crooks & Liars…
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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