September 4, 2025
Given the relentless abrogation of his oath of office and his utter and relentless contempt for anyone who is not Donald Trump, including deploying the United States military against American citizens on home soil, blatantly demanding Texas to steal House seats from voters, and a list of other infractions too long and nauseating to mention, many people are saying Trump is like Hitler.
Almost every day
people come up to me, big strong men, women and even children, tears in their
eyes, they say “Sir, we are so sad that Trump is like Hitler. We did not vote
for Hitler. We don’t want Hitler. We don’t want Trump to be like Hitler. How do
we stop Trump from being like Hitler?”
I try to calm their nerves by responding with
an answer to simple, so true, it cannot be denied and should without any doubt
put the whole issue to rest; “It makes no sense to say Trump is like Hitler.
Hitler had a mustache.” Case closed.
“Our
capitol city has been taken over by violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals,
roving mobs of wild youth, drugged-out maniacs and homeless people.”
Donald
Trump
We at
Paying Attention™ would never say that Trump is like Hitler because if we were
to say Trump is like Hitler, and to be clear, we are not saying that Trump is
like Hitler, many other people – those who like us, refuse to say that Trump is
like Hitler – might take a statement like “Trump is like Hitler” the wrong way.
“The streets of our country are in turmoil.
The universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting. Communists are
seeking to destroy our country…Without law and order our nation cannot
survive.”
Donald Trump**
See, completely different – Trump’s on a white
horse
And Hitler never said
anything like this…
“I have a right to do
anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States.”
Donald
Trump, August 26, 2025
I Do Not See Hitler
When I Look At Trump
The
main reason we would never say that Trump is like Hitler is that there is a
huge difference between Trump and Hitler. Adolf Hitler wanted to take over the
world. Donald Trump wants to fuck over the world.
These
are very different agendas.
I
mean, come on, would a murderous dictator who terrorizes his own populace go
around putting giant posters of his vomitous face all over town?
Q: Is Trump really a dictator or just a dick?
A: Let’s go with both.
And it’s
not like Trump is sending masked stormtroopers and tanks into minority cities
to violently assault, terrorize and kidnap non-white people from courthouses,
hospitals, schools, farms and Home Depots. Right?
Oh,
and Hitler didn’t pal around with pedophile sex traffickers and was not himself
a serial rapist. That we know of.
Also,
and perhaps most important, Hitler had the good sense to blow his brains out
when the going got tough.
Just
so we’re clear.
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*Though this reads ‘Trump is like Hitler’, we
are not saying that Trump is like Hitler; the phrase ‘Trump is like Hitler’ is
merely part of the heading. As you will read, or have already read, we are in
no way aligning ourselves with those who say Trump is like Hitler...even if you
are one of those who believes, perhaps reasonably, that Trump is like Hitler.
Our apologies to any who thought because Trump is working straight from the
Hitler playbook, that we implied Trump is like Hitler. You will Nazi us claim
that Trump is like Hitler.
**Oops, this one was actually Adolf Hitler. This was our mistake and for that we apologize.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
And not an attempt to convince anyone that Trump is like Hitler.

Not like Hitler, no. More like Edolf Itler, a guy I met in Argentina.
ReplyDeleteThey have very fine people...on both sides in sunny Argentina.
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