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September 25, 2025

Douchey Donnie Doofus gave what many people are calling a “completely bonkers” let’s call it speech at the United Nations on September 23^rd. Filled to the brim with psychosis and bullshit, others said it “might be the most bonkers speech of his political career.”

Trump naturally declared his deranged drivel was “very well received”, but as we all know, his brain is made of marshmallow. However, a senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texted Washington Post global affairs columnist Ishaan Tharoor, “This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?” Hey, watch it fella; that's our brain-dead president you're talking about.

All this, as murderous Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, who ate Trump’s lunch, dinner and breakfast (actually, Vlad merely humiliated Donnie and ran, without even bothering to eat) in Alaska, has not only ramped up his horrific destruction of Ukraine, but has now repeatedly violated NATO airspace. And all Death-To-America Don has to offer is insults and scolding to all of our allies. Is America great again or what?

I did not watch Dumbass Don’s entire UN screech. It was, as usual, nearly an hour long and could very likely cause permanent brain damage. I still have some semblance of a will to live. I’m sure it felt like much, much longer.

Der Furor at United Nations (offensive material redacted)

Some lowlights included Der Furor bashing other nations, telling those assembled that “Your countries are going to hell.” He also, as usual, falsely insisted that the accelerating climate crisis was “the greatest con job ever”* and bragged about his administration's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement, adding, “If you don't get away from this green energy scam, your country is going to fail.” Maybe we should just pour bleach over everything. I hear it’s also good for curing autism.

And here’s a particularly juicy bon moment:

“No president or prime minister, no country, has ever done anything close to that.… everyone says that I should get the Nobel Peace Prize for each one of these achievements.”

I think all those windmills are damaging his uh-brain. Besides being utterly delusional on its face (and comically burnt umber, verging on blackface, on his face), not everyone (in fact hardly anyone) says Trump should get any Nobel Peace Prize, let alone several.

Whoever is keeping score on this, please put me down as a NO-FUCKING-WAY-IN-HELL.

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*Remember, Trump is always and only talking about himself.

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