May 6, 2026
In the immediate aftermath of the so-called
assassination attempt on Trump, et al at the Remains-of-the-White House
Correspondents Dinner – during which the only shots fired were by the SS,
injuring only an SS agent, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump and his dwindling
minions are insisting the ballroom is mostly meant
to hide the “militarily secret” super bunker that Der Furor has been blathering
about ad nauseam.
Today’s Questions For The Day #1-3:
Is this monstrosity supposed to be a ballroom
or a fucking safe room? Is Trump planning to live there if he ever leaves
office? Does it have gold toilets?
Today’s Questions For The Day #4:
How much did Trump pay his would-be
“assassin” to provide cover for now insisting that the ballroom is a national
security necessity?
Today’s Questions For The Day #5-6:
Did they lie to the poor schmuck, telling him
he would probably just get a few years in prison? Or one of Trump’s famous
fucked-up pardons?
For some odd reason, Trump’s vanity
ballbunker is no longer being financed by Trump (yeah, right) and a bunch of
vampire billionaires hoping to sink their greedy, blood-soaked fangs into our
treasury in return. Now, the likes of belle-of-the-ballroom Lindsey Graham,
MAGA Mike Johnson and other Trump cultists are suddenly flogging the idea that
this travesty must be paid for with One Billion of our tax dollars – up from $400M just
days ago (and from Don’s original complete bullshit claim of $200M). These psycho-grifters
insist the ballbunker is critical for national security: we must not allow
a ballroom gap.
Sen. Graham
makes an emotional pitch for Daddy Don’s ballroom
We should insist that he get Mexico to pay
for it… Just kidding, we must pressure Congress to put a stop to this egregious
eyesore-to-be. Now.
These have been your Paying Attention™ Questions For The Day.
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