On The Money

In This Case, Do Not Show Me The Money

May 29, 2026

Trump is pushing for a new, and completely useless $250 bill in order to put his face on it, which despite being exactly on-the-nose is totally illegal.

Trump’s buffoonish, birdbrain billionaire little bitch treasury secretary Scott Bessent shows off the administration’s next proposed crime – paper money with the face of America’s most despised president of all time glaring out at anyone who might get near it.

Funny thing, it is totally against the law to put the likeness (or the dislikeness if you prefer) of anyone living on American currency. Despite being mostly gone, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is still technically alive.

Don, you wouldn’t want to break the law again, would you? I know, stupid question, but they’re not going to let you get away with this one.

So Don, you have a decision to make. There will have to be a trade-off if you want your disgusting, stupid face on our fucking money.

So, what’s it gonna be?

I. Mangrey reporting.