May 29, 2026
We are not just about
incisive, hard-hitting, relentless coverage of freakish current events here at
Paying Attention™. We are as fun-loving as anyone…well, we sure would like to
be. Despite our masochistic dedication to keeping up with all the news that’s
shit to print, we have also tried to bring you high quality entertainment over
the years.
It all began with our
non-selling classic Son of A Bunch – the semi-fictitious biography of George
WTF Bush, the man who was supposed to be the worst president in the history of
the United States. Unfortunately, that title was all-too-quickly usurped by a
joke-candidate, who went on to become a not-so-funny-joke-president, who continues
his quest to end democracy in America, despite plagiarizing Ronald Reagan’s
Make-America-Great-Again slogan and Orwellianizing it beyond anyone’s most
horrifying fascist nightmares.
This was followed by lighter
output like I. Mangrey’s children’s books Goodnight Goon:
and Donald and The Very, Very Large Uh-Brain:
We have also brought you undiscovered
gems like Orange Dregs and Scam by Dr. Sues:
We also dabbled in documentaries
like the immensely unpopular (though not nearly as unpopular as its subjects)
documentaries Whites Gone Wild, detailing anti-Semitic/racist white folks
marching through the streets of Charlottesville, Virginia in support of Robert
E. Lee with torches, and chanting “Jews will not replace us!” in the year of
their Lord Twenty-Fucking-Seventeen – and with the explicit support of the
president of the United States. This was followed by Girls Gone Stupid,
which recounts the epileptic exploits of two dimwitted damsels who thanks to
the spoils of gerrymandering became members of Congress, behaving like
unsupervised mental patients on meth raised by brain-damaged monkeys, at the
State of The Union address.
That Was Then, This Is Now…Or Something
Like It
Our latest offering plagiarizes a cult classic
movie franchise that takes place in a dystopian future (not to be confused with
our dystopian present…or is it) – Mad Max.
The Wikipedia entry on the third Mad Max
film begins with: “So the nation’s top law enforcement official is asking for a
slush fund to pay people who assault cops? Utterly stupid, morally wrong – Take
your pick.” Oops, wrong quote; that was Sen. Mitch McConnell, who has done as
much to shepherd this country into our dystopian present as anyone in modern
times, talking about Trump’s personal attorney and alleged current acting
attorney general of the United States Todd Blanche handing over nearly two
billion of our dollars to Trump for his nefarious purposes. Here’s the actual Wikipedia
quote*: “The world is a
post-apocalyptic wasteland caused by ecocide and a nuclear war over resources.”
What, too soon?
Unfortunately, our beloved reality TV project remains on hold, but you might make your day a little brighter just imagining all the fun you hope to have watching the soon-to-be record-breaking, Emmy-wanting, must-see
Anyway, here is the latest, tonight's feature film inspired by this
incredibly idiotic pronouncement
What a dum fuk
Dum Don: Beyond
Thunderdumb
At long last, are you not entertained?
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*Which could be ripped from the headlines any day now.
UPDATE
As is so often the case, 1) the moment a blog post
is ready to go public, more likely just after it goes live, something extremely
pertinent and often more mind-blowing than what was written is perpetrated by
the story’s subject, and 2) it is becoming less and less possible to come up
with anything more absurd than what these fuckwits are able to do.
All that being said, here’s what showed up in
big-time media as this was going to press…
A real-life fucking Thunderdumb…or if you prefer,
Blunderdome
Trump’s birthday grift to himself, a violent Ultimate Fighting
Championship bout
on the Remains of The White House property, compete with
giant dumb…I mean dome.
This is America’s 250th birthday on
Trump. Any questions?
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