The Doctor Is In(sane)

Put Your Faith In The Hands Of The Man With The Concept Of A Plan

May 14, 2026

Looks like Dr. Jesus Trump has come full psycho...I mean circle. Just ask him and he will tell you that he knows more about practicing medicine than all the doctors put together. He calls himself “the father of fertility” and “the father of IVF”.

“I must say, I shouldn’t admit this, but the first time I really heard about the fertility was through Katie. She said, ‘Sir, we have to do something.’ And I’m a quick study, so I learned everything there is to learn in about three, four minutes. And I became the father of fertility.”
       Trump, May 11, 2026 (at an event focused on maternal healthcare)

There hasn’t been such a doctor of death since Jack Kevorkian. Trump used to cluck about doctors performing abortions on babies after they were born, then he moved onto drinking disinfectant to cure a virus. Now he's quacking about pills bringing people back from the dead.

“Without waiting many, many years, we know the drug works because we've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites, gone. The kids are crying and sold them on this drug, and the person became better.”
                 Donald Jesus Trump, May 11, 2026 (quite the busy day)

All I can say is, just in case, keep those pills away from him.

Dr. Jesus will seize you now

For context, Trump continues, to this day, to brag about being the only president to take a cognitive test. He has taken at least three so far.

I. Mangrey reporting.