Cognitively Crippled Cretin Constantly Causes Cringe
May 10, 2026
“Anybody
running for president or vice president should take a cognitive test… So, I’ve
taken three. No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”
Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026 (and
countless other times)
Today’s
thought is brought to you by the
Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES*
For the
first time, DT said something that makes sense. He surely is the only president
that had to take a cognitive test…several in fact. According to him, during his
three terms as president. Yet he is still running to be president in 2020.
Trump
continues, to this day, to brag about being the only president to take a
cognitive test.
I’m the only president ever to take a cognitive
test. I can spell my name.
Once
again we call on our guru of grammar, the sensei of sentences, the duke of
definitions, the prince of phrases, the one, the only, Inigo Montoya
You
keep saying this thing. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be
bad for old Fartenstein and his pedophile pals, because his flying monkeys are
really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to keep that
shit hidden.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.

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