Thought For The Day – Do Not Resuscitate

He’s Falling And We Can’t Get Up

Today’s episode is brought to you by the hidden and/or destroyed

Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES^*

As we have said here from time to time, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is always and only talking about himself when he seems to be talking smack about other people. It is once again time to keep this in mind as our perpetually sucking executive heads to China to betray America and get humiliated on the world stage by all the Xi in China.

Before Trump departed (Oooh, that feels so good to think about…but I digress) for China, where Trump is bringing his favorite lunch that Xi will end up eating, Donny said that the ceasefire with Iran was “on massive life support”.

All we could think was, we sure hope he was being true to form and talking about himself.

I don’t know what a ceasefire on life support looks like,
but I know what a human on life support looks like.

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect two billion dollars.

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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be bad for old Fartenstein, because his lying monkeys are really working their little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the public in on all the gory details. Did Donald rape a 13-year-old girl? Inquiring minds want to know.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.