Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™

 

Tragic Trifecta 

May 4, 2026

Everyone here at the non-existent, secret, undisclosed Paying Attention™ headquarters is excited because this report is a very rare trifecta, though it is not technically something Trump said, it’s something he posted.* It is also the Pic Of The Day and it inspired the Question Of The Day.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the president of the these United States…and you can have him.

Enjoy.

Today’s Question For The Day

How about, just NO MORE, Mr. “Nice Guy”?

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*At 4:05 AM.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.