September 22, 2026
“We cannot and will not allow them to take
the majority in the Congress.
We’re not gonna do it.”
Mike “Chucky” Johnson, September 10, 2026
Even though the
typically anti-democracy/all-Trump-all-the-time Supreme Court (sans its two
flagrantly felonious dyspeptic duo – Sam Alito and Uncle Thomas) somehow
stumbled into a rare moment of standing up for democracy and put the kibosh of
Death-To-America Don’s attempt to dismember voting by mail, we are not yet out
of the fucking up of the coming midterm elections woods.
The Trump Mob still
has a number of other plans to destroy our democracy by blasting the midterms
to smithereens. They have already tried gerrymandering shenanigans, though
those efforts have by and large backfired. One Democrat majority county in
Texass closed down 92 polling sites. They are planning to fuck around on
election day by deploying the Department of Homeland Fascism ICE agents at
polling places, or sending the FBI to intimidate voters
The Final Solution
Sedition
The midterm train
does not reach its final destination until January 3, 2027. That is the day, by
law (if that is still a thing) when the Speaker of the House, who in this case
– unless he happens to drop dead (which I wouldn’t wish on hardly anyone) before
that day – happens to be the ultra-slimy, fascist religious fanatic and unrepentant
Trump suck-up Mike Johnson (shown below) is called on to certify the elections.
Mike Johnson with his special gavel
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
equinox.
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