Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Broken News – Certifiable

Jeremiad Johnson

September 22, 2026

“We cannot and will not allow them to take the majority in the Congress.
We’re not gonna do it.”
Mike “Chucky” Johnson, September 10, 2026

Even though the typically anti-democracy/all-Trump-all-the-time Supreme Court (sans its two flagrantly felonious dyspeptic duo – Sam Alito and Uncle Thomas) somehow stumbled into a rare moment of standing up for democracy and put the kibosh of Death-To-America Don’s attempt to dismember voting by mail, we are not yet out of the fucking up of the coming midterm elections woods.

The Trump Mob still has a number of other plans to destroy our democracy by blasting the midterms to smithereens. They have already tried gerrymandering shenanigans, though those efforts have by and large backfired. One Democrat majority county in Texass closed down 92 polling sites. They are planning to fuck around on election day by deploying the Department of Homeland Fascism ICE agents at polling places, or sending the FBI to intimidate voters

The Final Solution Sedition

The midterm train does not reach its final destination until January 3, 2027. That is the day, by law (if that is still a thing) when the Speaker of the House, who in this case – unless he happens to drop dead (which I wouldn’t wish on hardly anyone) before that day – happens to be the ultra-slimy, fascist religious fanatic and unrepentant Trump suck-up Mike Johnson (shown below) is called on to certify the elections.


Mike Johnson with his special gavel

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled equinox.

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