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Cut His Mic

September 20, 2026

As you may have heard, Donald “Death-to-America” Trump is attempting to do to the Constitution what he did to the East Wing and is currently threatening to do to the Kennedy Center. He is bulldozing the First Amendment.

“The First Amendment is the East Wing of amendments. Who needs the 
First Amendment when we have the Second?”
Donald “Death-to-America” Trump, alternative quote

Der Furor has banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico (so far) from his temporarily gold-plated, semi-bulldozed Remains of the White House. Because they do not kiss his ass the way his mentally-defective, spine-free cabinet does. One imagines even the Supreme Court would have to declare this act unconstitutional.

This is the first thing tyrants, dictators and shitheads the world over do to wrest power from the hands of the people.

We at Paying Attention™ are as displeased as anyone at this traitorous turn of events. The only thing that angers us more is the fact that we were not banned from the Remains of the White House. Is it something we didn’t say?

We vow to do better going forward.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fight Club.