Sunday, September 6, 2026

Fascinating – Vance Is Hell

Vance! What Is He Good For*

September 6, 2026

Professional idiot, presumed alien and current vainglorious vice president JD Vance (not his real name) said of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s illegal, ill-conceived, completely failing clusterfuck  in Iran, “I would not call it a war.”

This from the same knuckle-dragger who claims that he sofa he spent so many intimate evenings with “was not my girlfriend”.

Many people are wondering what it would take for Vance to label something as “a war”. Would you call the incessant bombing of Iran, including the destruction of an Iranian girls school on day one, and now the bombing of a wedding, coupled with the repeated and devastating attacks by Iran (and others) on numerous American military bases throughout the region, the Strait of Hormuz blockaded and mined for more than six months, 18 American service members dead and nearly one thousand more wounded** and thousands of Iranian civilians dead, munitions supplies running dangerously low, a war.

Does Vance consider the Civil War an era of brotherly love? Vietnam just a game of dominos? Donald Trump a great president? “Hang Mike Pence” a plea to finish doing the laundry?

Inquiring minds don’t give a flying fuck what Vance thinks about anything. This guy is as valuable as a used condom, and doughy douchebag to whom no one should be giving the time of day.

Then again, Vance also claims he will be running for president. He might first want to learn what a war is. Then he can learn how to interact with normal humans and how to order donuts. Nobody else who has ever ordered a dozen donuts described what they wanted as “whatever makes sense”.

JD Vance is a war…oops, I meant whore. Whatever makes sense.

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*Absolutely NOTHING!! Good god, y’all.
**That they're telling us about

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