Professional
idiot, presumed alien and current vainglorious vice president JD Vance (not his
real name) said of Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump’s illegal, ill-conceived,
completely failing clusterfuck in Iran,
“I would not call it a war.”
This
from the same knuckle-dragger who claims that he sofa he spent so many intimate
evenings with “was not my girlfriend”.
Many
people are wondering what it would take for Vance to label something as “a war”.
Would you call the incessant bombing of Iran, including the destruction of
an Iranian girls school on day one, and now the bombing of a wedding, coupled
with the repeated and devastating attacks by Iran (and others) on numerous
American military bases throughout the region, the Strait of Hormuz blockaded and mined for more than six months, 18 American
service members dead and nearly one thousand more wounded** and thousands of Iranian civilians dead, munitions supplies running dangerously low, a war.
Does
Vance consider the Civil War an era of brotherly love? Vietnam just a game of
dominos? Donald Trump a great president? “Hang Mike Pence” a plea to finish
doing the laundry?
Inquiring
minds don’t give a flying fuck what Vance thinks about anything. This guy is as
valuable as a used condom, and doughy douchebag to whom no one should be giving
the time of day.
Then
again, Vance also claims he will be running for president. He might first want
to learn what a war is. Then he can learn how to interact with normal humans and how to order donuts. Nobody
else who has ever ordered a dozen donuts described what they wanted as
“whatever makes sense”.
JD
Vance is a war…oops, I meant whore. Whatever makes sense.
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*Absolutely NOTHING!! Good god, y’all.
**That they're telling us about

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