Thought For The Day – Let Him Have It

What’s The Dealey?

September 24, 2026

Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is fatally jealous of former president John F. Kennedy. Trump is so crazed that he seems to be equating, or perhaps confusing, the Kennedy Center with Iran. Deathbed Don has launched unprovoked attacks on both the Kennedy Center and Iran, and has threatened both with total destruction.

Our sources near the Remains of the White House are reporting that Trump is secretly hoping to follow in Kennedy’s footsteps in surprising ways. Maybe it’s because he can smell the writing on the wall. His incredibly stupid and failing presidency is dissolving around him. Trump is old beyond his years, his brain is mush, and his once proudly ignorant MAGAverse is beginning to realize their hero has been pissing all over them and calling it rain.

In Other Alternative News…

In the wee hours – the only ones during which Der Furor can stay awake – Trump has been floating the idea of having a remake of Our American Cousin put on at the Kennedy Center, or maybe at Ford’s Theater.* He has also pushed the idea of visiting Dallas again, only this time he wants his motorcade to amble through Dealey Plaza.

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*There are actual reports that Trump’s “team” is floating the idea of attaching his name to Ford’s Theater. Why? Because it’s there. Trump has vehemently denied these reports…so you know they’re true.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day. Think about it.