Time For A Change
September 11, 2026
The staff here at Paying Attention has come to
see the error in our ways. At his make-believe “midterm convention” in Dallas,
Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump promised every American adult would get five
thousand dollars – almost enough to fill a gas tank for an entire week – if the
Fascist/Epstein/Trump/Insurrection/Destroy-America (FETID) Party maintains
control of the House and Senate. Sure, that is essentially a felony, but why
quibble about such minutia?
As part of our new-found change of heart we want
to honor the self-proclaimed greatest president of all time.
Need proof? Well, here’s your proof…
In honor of him renaming the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf
of America”, Lake Ontario as “Lake America”,
planning to rename New Mexico to “New America”
and announcing that as soon as the midterm
elections are over he will defeat Iran again and rename the Strait of Hormuz
the “Trump Strait” (Donny hasn’t made this one official with his Sharpie yet) we
too would like to rename something.
We hereby change the acronym POTUS to simply POS.
For those unfamiliar with these, the former is President of The United States
We propose shortening this to the latter: Piece
of Shit
It's official
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
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