Manchin's Malarkey Makes Many Mad
It now appears that the Build Back Better
legislation, which a huge majority of Americans elected Joe Biden by a wide
margin to enact, is all but dead in the water. BBB includes child care support
for parents, protected the environment with climate change actions, expanded
Medicare, lowered the cost of prescription drugs – like capping insulin at $35
– provided for universal pre-K, and created affordable housing, among many
other programs Democrats, including President Joe Biden, ran on.
Most components of this essential package are supported by an even wider margin than the margin by which the guy Biden crushed lost by when he got a minority of the votes and won on a technicality in 2016. And we all know exactly why the bill appears dead. It is thanks to Joe “Coal In Your Stocking Is A GOOD Thing” Manchin and his partner in fuck-poor-and-middle-class-Americans, Kyrsten Sinema. So…
It’s that time again boys and girls. It’s
Fuck Joe Manchin (and Kyrsten Sinema) Time. Like a broken clock, Manchin is
right twice a day…about the time of day. He is dead and deadly wrong about
everything else. One hopes that one day his non-corporate, non-coal
constituents will notice that he is doing nothing that is in their best
interests, and everything that is in his best interest. Don’t let Manchin’s
kindly façade or the homey-houseboat façade on his massive yacht fool you, he
is nothing more than a slimy weasel, stuffing his pockets at our expense.
Manchin continues to do his best Mitch
Fucking McConnell impression by obstructing a Democratic Congress and a
Democratic president. Unsurprisingly, Ratpublicans love Joe. Manchin said he
just wanted to take enough time to get his colleagues across Grand Canyon-esque
aisle to work together to pass legislation. He waited. We waited. We aged.
Nothing happened. Manchin insisted that Ratpublicans would come along and do
the right thing (something even Manchin himself won’t do) eventually. The Sun
will go super nova eventually. Probably before one single Ratpublican – even
the very helpful, very concerned Susan Collins – does anything that puts
country above party. They are all, especially Manchin, full of, how do you say
it…shit. There has been no compromise other than that exhibited by
progressives. Fuck Joe Manchin.
Manchin already helped scam progressive
Democrats into voting for the “bipartisan” meager infrastructure bill before
passing the real infrastructure bill – the one that addresses the current
climate catastrophe, and human infrastructure – that he said would get passed.
The original demand by progressives was to pass both bills simultaneously, a
promise they got from conservaDems. Once progressives finally agreed to trust
the process, and their “colleagues” and allowed the first bill to go on its
own, they got screwed by Manchin and Sinema.
Sanders recently told
MSNBC host Chris Hayes: “I
respect other people's points of view, but I do not respect the arrogance of
any member of the senate who says, ‘You know what? I'm going to torpedo this
entire bill, supported overwhelmingly by the American people’ You've got two
people saying, ‘You know what? Hey, if you don't do it my way - I don't care
what the president wants, I don't care what 48 of my colleagues want - it's my
way or the highway.’ And that, I regard as arrogance.”
Arrogance? Assholery? All Of The Above?
Manchin recently went on the insurrectionists’
favorite, Fux News – where all Ratpublicans go for succor and uncritical
thinking, and where truth is a four-letter word (This is literally true; most
Fux viewers think truth has four letters.) – to explain that he will not
support Biden’s signature legislation. and said, “I cannot vote to continue
with this piece of legislation. If I can’t go home and explain it to the people
of West Virginia I can’t vote for it.” I believe he meant, if he can’t go home
and explain it without lying about it.
Naturally, Manchin ran to Fux where a large
and aggressively disinformed audience tunes in to hear the worst of the
Ratpublican insurrectionists lie about one thing or another. Manchin fit right
in, telling the gullible millions, “I've done everything humanly possible.” I have
no doubt that he agonized over exactly when to place the knife between his “fellow
Democrats’” shoulder blades. And he came up with Christmas Eve.
Old King Coal gave
the White House only 30 minutes warning that he was taking a shit on the
Democrats and America. Then he refused to return a phone call from the White
House before waving his coal-fired pecker around on Fux.
Despite Manchin’s home state of West Virginia
having 20 percent of their children living in poverty (7th highest
in the nation), Joe remains steadfast in his opposition to continuing the Child
Tax Credit, which has already lifted millions of children out of devastating
poverty.
A quarter of West Virginians 65 and older
have no natural teeth, the highest rate of any state. Naturally, Jo(k)e opposes
a plan to give seniors dental coverage as part of Medicare. Silly, I know. It’s
not like teeth are important, or part of the body, or if not cared for can kill
you.
To be fair, he’s not against everything. He
supports coal. Fuck Joe Manchin.
However, let us not forget than not one
single fucking Ratpublican will vote for legislation that does not heavily
favor Wall Street and the bloated military. Not one.
This has been a
Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to
your regularly scheduled Fuck Joe Manchin.
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