Flinging Feces The Fifth
December 24, 2021
Today
we have Turmp’s lackeys serenading the American public with a Fifth Amendment
Festival in their hopefully futile attempts to save themselves and their
brainless leader from getting plooked in the pokey (and maybe poked in the
plooky). A number of coup-conspirators in the January 6 insurrection attempting
to avoid a date with the Fifth, are simply refusing to show up for their
subpoenaed testimony, preferring to take their chances with the somnambulant
Merrick Garland Justice Department.
Turmp’s
last chief-of-staff, super-genius Mark Meadows, who had just published The Chief's Chief, a book
about his time serving at the foot of his beloved monster, handed over 9,000 pages of
documents before recoiling in horror after his lard and master waggled his tiny
finger at Meadows, at which time Meadows called his own book fake news, and
told the congressional committee to book him a room at the Fifth Amendment hotel.
Unfortunately for Meadows, one of the documents he bestowed upon the committee
was a PowerPoint presentation entitled “How To Overthrow The Duly Elected Government of The United States... For Dummies” – or something like that. This, it seems is still frowned upon in certain circles.
How was he to know? I wonder if, after all is said and done, Meadows will write a book about his time served.
Rep.
Jim Jordan was outed as a coup-conspirator who tweeted fellow traitor and Turmp
lackey Mark Meadows in support of having Mike Pence illegally obstruct the
certification of the 2020 election. He will be pleading the Fifth very
shortly…if he shows up.
Everything’s
Bigger In Texas…Especially The Stupidity
It
also appears that long-time dumbass Rick Perry (one of the top three leading
dumbass governors of Texas – and its longest serving) texted fellow dumbass
Mark Meadows the day after Turmp got his over-sized ass handed to him in the
November 3rd election:
“HERE’s
an AGRESSIVE [sic] STRATEGY: Why can t [sic] the states of GA NC PENN and other
R controlled state houses declare this is BS where conflicts and election not
called that night) and just send their own electors to vote and have it to the
SCOTUS.”
The
only reason Perry is suspected of sending this text? It came from his personal
phone. I’m guessing Perry was not wearing the glasses he thought made him look (but
obviously not think) smart when he put this together and then decided to hit
‘Send’. Second-grade F-student spelling and grammar aside, why does Rick Perry
hate democracy? Is it his medication? His pea-sized brain? We may never know.
And
who can forget when Perry said, “Make no mistake, Donald Trump’s candidacy is a
cancer on conservatism, and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised, and
discarded.”? Apparently, Rick Perry can.
Roll
Away The Stone
Another
very fine Turmp “friend” and con…fidant Roger Stone, the first high-profile
insurrectionist to actually appear in front of the January 6 Committee in
response to a subpoena, did what every innocent witness always does. He invoked
the Fifth Amendment. Stone, a professional scumbag and inveterate liar, and
very close advisor to Turmp, insisted that invoking the Fifth in no way implied
that he was guilty of anything. One would be wise to ask, “When has Roger Stone
ever not been guilty of something?” Stone, you may remember was pardoned by
Turmp, one assumes for not doing anything. Pelosi called Stone’s pardon “an act
of staggering corruption.” Funny thing though, accepting a pardon means, by its
very nature that one was guilty of whatever one was pardoned for. Stone was
indicted for lying to Congress about his efforts to swindle the American public
into electing Turmp.
I
believe it was one Donald J. Turmp himself who said, “If you're innocent, why
are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
I. Mangrey
rejoicing.
*Benjamin Franklin, when asked what kind of government he helped bring forth on this continent
I got no gifts for y'all
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I guess I'm a bum.
But these guys criminal sociopaths. Big time.
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To the editor:
ReplyDeleteThe image used in this otherwise pretty pretty good article implies that Drumph was a master sergeant. Which implies military 🎖️ service. I doth protesteth
Yea and verily, thou art too sharp of mind and sight. It had to be done.
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