Pay No Attention To This Man, Or It's Curtains
December 9, 2021
Oz
lied that green coffee bean extract was a “magic weight loss cure for every
body type” and that raspberry ketone was a “miracle in a bottle to burn your
fat, on television. Was this the ingesting-bleach-to-cure-COVID version of
weight loss advice? You make the call.
Oz
announced his carpet-bagging candidacy on Sean Hannity’s Fantasy Hour, which
should give some idea of what to expect during Oz’s campaign, claims of victory
after his humiliating defeat and/or disastrous time in office. Just like Donald
Turmp following in the dog-shit-coated footsteps of George WTF Bush, replacing
Pat Toomey with Mehmet Oz would substitute what seemed like a totally inept
clown with something even less ept and more buffoonish. Do his friends call him
‘Meh’?
Oz
also used his standing as a celebrity/physician to explain that astrological
signs “may reveal a great deal about our health.”
If
Oz was a Democrat, you can bet your COVID-infested MAGA hat that Ratpublicans
would be freaking out because Mehmet Oz is a carpetbagger. They would be
mewling about his name – what kind of name is Mehmet anyway? Fucker Carlson
would be asking, “Is he really white and was he even born in this country (he
was born in Ohio)? I’m just asking.” Dozens of Ratpublicans would be asking, “Why
won’t he show his birth certificate? Doesn't that make him ineligible? Isn't
that in the Second Amendment?”
Pay
no attention to that scam behind the curtain. He’s not a Pennsylvanian, he’s
just here to try and replace our departing two-term Ratpublican Pat Toomey to
pad his own resume. To be fair, Toomey did little or nothing for Pennsylvanians,
and he wasn’t born here either, and he was just a grifting corporate whore who
mainly represented Chinese business interests. I will happily vote for either John
Fetterman, Malcolm Kenyatta, Conor Lamb, Val Arkoosh, Sharif Street, Kevin
Baumlin, John McGuigan, Alexandria Kalil, Brandaun Dean, Eric Orts, Larry
Johnson, Alan Shank or Llewellyn Tapera – whoever wins the Democratic
nomination. Or perhaps an out-of-date box of Lucky Charms. But not Dr. Oz. I’ve
had quite enough of television celebrities pretending to hold important public
office.
I. Mangrey
recoiling.
Other than that he seems like a great guy LOL
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