Tilting At Windbags
January 6 December 22, 2021
“[e]ither
we’ll have clean elections, or we won’t have elections.”
Donald J. Turmp Jair Bolsonaro
Oops, wrong authoritarian shithead.
While Donald Turmp and
his band of merry mutants continue to perpetrate his big lie, and pretend that he
believes he is still president, or at least should be, he continues his
windmill-tilting-esque attempt to hide the evidence of his long-running criminal
enterprise, as opposed to his more recent treasonous enterprise. After a
circuit court denied Turmp’s absurd claim of executive privilege, something
only actual, current presidents can exercise, a federal appeals court has given
The Orange Guy what most believe is a temporary reprieve. So instead of the
National Archive releasing Turmp’s insurgency communique on November 12 as
planned, we will have to wait until a little longer to have his
perpetually-under-audit (not a thing) tax returns.
Cloudy With A Chance Of Death Threats
Currently, Turmp’s malignant minions are threatening
anyone who disagrees with Dear Ex-Leader. Members of Turmp’s terror squad are
visiting death threats upon members of Congress, election officials, school
board members (and like and competent terrorist, also threatening their
families), and other public officials, like Katie Hobbs the Democratic attorney
general in Arizona. Turmp’s very fine people have also threatened (and
occasionally carried out) violence against government facilities, law
enforcement, and religious communities (i.e., Jews).
Some MAGAts are demanding books they don’t
like (which they have almost certainly never read) be not just banned, but
burned. There is not yet confirmation that there have been calls to fashion
crosses out of these books before setting them ablaze. Get ready for a round of
witch trials in the near future.
Ratpublicans in Congress are frantically
working to strip committee assignments from any in their caucus who committed
the heinous sin of voting in favor of the Senate’s bipartisan, and critically
important infrastructure bill, which will help every single American…even
corporate Americans. As always, the raison d'être of the Ratpublican Party is
to stop Democrats from succeeding at all costs, not least of which is the
survival of America, our economy, our democracy and literally, any number of
lives. They have no plans, no policies themselves anymore. They and their
voters have no interest in policy, just hatred, division, racism and holding
power permanently.
Despite all of this, and despite irrefutable
evidence that he fully intended and unquestionably incited his cultists to carry
out the overthrow of the government, Turmp is still permitted to lumber through
our streets, constantly yelling FIRE! in the crowded theater of American
society.
It Ain’t Over ‘Til The Fat Man Swings
As of now, New York State Attorney General
Letitia James wants Turmp, who everyone knows is incapable of telling the truth
about anything – at a molecular level, to testify under oath about his lifetime
of at-best-shady business dealings on January 7, 2022.
On the same day James announced her intention
to depose him, another federal appeals court threw out Turmp’s baseless attempt
to shield the evidence of his complicity in the January 6, 2020 attempt to
overturn the repeatedly scrutinized and verified presidential election. This
court is the final stop before the Supreme Court, which most experts believe
might refuse to hear the case. While there is much to loathe and fear about the
six radical right-wing Justices, I believe that since Turmp is not a fetus,
they will have little interest in helping him destroy the Constitution in this
case.
Fun Fact: Disgraced, twice-impeached,
murdering traitor Turmp has announced that he will holding another, very
special “press conference” at Mor-on-Lago, on January 6, 2022 – the first
anniversary of the attempted coup he led. Turmp intends to use his bullshit
pulpit to re-up his Big Lie and attack those who have not supported his
treasonous treachery. Should be fun.
I am choosing to remain nauseously optimistic as the walls appear to be closing in on the man who should be #1 on the FBI’s most wanted list. We should be seeing his picture in the Post Office…and not on a stamp. Unfortunately, thus far Turmp has seemed like Kreeptonite to the American system of justice. Hopefully, one of the current cases against him – from the state of New York, the Southern District of New York, the state of Georgia and/or the January 6 Select Committee’s investigation – will prove to be a lead shield.
This has been your Paying Attention
You're welcome.
What has you fraught
for the day?
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