Let A Thong Be Your Umbrella
December 19, 2021
Maybe we should stop teaching Black History in our schools. All I see on my tv anymore is dumbass white people comparing their brave stances on not wearing masks and their right to get COVID, to the civil rights struggles of Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks – the only two black names they know. Like the doofus who got thrown off a plane for wearing a thong for a mask. This quasi-sentient schmuck bragged that he’s been wearing his skimpy underwear instead of a mask since the beginning of the pandemic. By way of explaining the gravitas of his cause and his place in the pantheon of freedom fighters the man with the thong on his face opined, “Rosa Parks was nobody famous; she changed the course of history.”
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thong For The Day.
You're welcome.
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