Plop, Plop, Fizzle, Fizzle
February 28, 2025
Professional Fux Noos weasel Sean Hannity did a recent
interview with half-president Musk and half-president Don. While anyone
watching was able to see Sean giving both “men” figurative blow jobs, no one –
as far as we know – was privy to the happy ending after the cameras were turned
off.
Many people were surprised at the absence of the little Musk
spawn who recently went viral, the last time Mump and Trusk appeared in public
with media present, for walking up to Dictator-On-Day-One-Every-Fucking-Day
Don and tellimg him “You’re not the president. You need to go away.” and then a
bit later, again walking up to his dad’s newest employee, “You need to shush
your mouth”. The actual four-year-old Musk also told the employee at one point
to “Shut up” while perched atop his dad’s shoulders. Don sat there and took it all
like a good pee-on who knows his place. The only thing the actual four-year-old
in the room did not say was “The emperor needs to shut the fuck up.”
Key To The Shitty
In other news, during a secret Oval Office ceremony,
Wannabe-king Don handed over what’s left of our government to this benefactor
and idol, so Don can have more time on the golf course, of course. Apparently
spending 35% of his time golfing just isn’t enough.
Don recently said he was confident that Putin would “keep his word” on any Ukraine deal because they had to “go through the Russia hoax* together.” During the same event, when confronted with calling Zelenskyy “a dictator” the Adderall-addled asshole did his Steve Erkel impression replying, “Did I say that?” Before shifting into full dementia, adding “I can't believe I said that.” What a piece of shit.
Death-To-America-Don gave his lips and Putin's ass, or his
whatever, a brief respite so the two bromancers (actually only one of them is
bromancing, the other one is laughing his ass off that his ignoramus suitor really
believes he has a chance with a real murdering dictator) could pose for this
photo-op.
I
Can’t Believe It’s Not Bullshit
During
the handoff, Duffer Don proclaimed – as kings are wont to do – “I am proud to
present this key to the White House to the late, great Vladimir Putin, without
whose generous support I would not be here today. Take it away sir. And I mean
that with all my heart…I mean money. Sorry Elon, but when was the last time you
had someone poisoned or tossed out a window?”
What?
No laurel and hearty handshake?
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*Which
the Robert Mueller and a subsequent Senate investigation found was assuredly
NOT A FUCKING HOAX.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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