Recess Is Over

No Rest For The Woozy

February 23, 2025

Well friends, we tried to take a break. Mostly, we tried to get I. Mangrey to take a break. It did not go well. We gave up. All I can tell you is the rest of us are taking a break.

Ed Venture
Vacationing Editor

The Forecast Calls For Pain

Gooood morning Vietnam…I mean Nazi Germany…I mean AmeriKKKa!

Okay folks, guess who. I’m back. Did you miss me? I did. I know you thought I would get the critical rest I clearly needed and you were probably grateful not to have think about tuning in for a while, but there’s no way I can even sleep, let alone take days off while so much shit is hitting so many fans.

Thanks to a sizeable donation from an anonymous source, we now are guaranteed to have enough words to get us through the next four long, draining, toxic and perhaps fatal years. With the money we got, we now have the best words. That’s right we have the best words, not that orange-colored, brain-damaged, narcissistic ogre who claimed to have them 20 years ago. And we will be sharing most if not all of those and many other words with you dear readers.

Cherchez La Fuckhead

I won’t deny that this is all painful – what I’m seeing, and what I’m doing about it – but this is no time to lighten my load…or yours. And we will not rest so long as Dictator-On-Day-1-34(so far) Don no longer darkens our airwaves, which he will attempt to do until his final breath.

I know many of you out there have had a hard time getting back in the game after the soul-crushing election results. And now Don’s owner has insinuated himself into almost every critical area of our government. With the help of minimally sentient lizard people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Patel, Kennedy, Noem, Bigballs and others too painful to remember at the moment, America is like the sorry cake Richard Harris left out in the rain all those years ago, and not how it looked right after being left out in the rain, but what it looks like right now 58 years after the fact.

While I gather up what’s left of my wits – or at least half of them – take a few minutes to watch Illinois Governor JB Pritzker explain just where-the-fuck-we-are right now…

JB Pritzker – A Warning

Also, this wonderful little number

And the dance mix version

I’ll leave it there for now, but I’m not taking a break until they lock me up. Lock me up! Lock me up! I will not be the 51^st state, I will not change my name to Red, White and Blueland*, and I will not call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of You-Know-What, and I will call fElon Muskkk a DICK. And you should too.

See you tomorrow.

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*In case you missed this one, budding fascist and negative-number-IQ Rep. Earl “Buddy” Carter (R-Ga) introduced a two-page bill titled “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025.’

I. Mangrey reporting for duty.