Two Cons In The Fountain
February 27, 2025
At the recent CPAC (Conservative Phalanx of
Assholes and Cretins – or something like that) gathering, good old convicted
felon (is there anyone in Don’s orbit not a convicted felon – other than
Muskkk, who has yet to be convicted) Steve Bannon – not to be out-Nazied by
Muskkk – could not resist showing off his own Nazi bona fides by flashing the
old sieg heil for the mentally-and-democratically-challenged attendees.
The annual gathering of the ghouls whose brains
were eaten by zombies also included Nazi sympathizer fElon Muskkk wearing very
dark sunglasses indoors, at night, and brandishing a chainsaw ala far-right
Argentine president Javier Milei who handed him the accessory. Ketamine Kid Muskkk,
often struggled to form coherent sentences.
After unfortunately not chain-sawing his own head
off, Muskkk regaled the CPAC throng:
“The Left wanted to make comedy illegal, ya know.
You can’t make fun of anything. It’s like, comedy sucks, nothing’s funny. You
can’t make fun of anything. It’s like, legalize comedy. Yeah, legalize comedy.”*
Maybe fElon should spend some time on the
internets where a slightly less-than-infinite number of people on the Left are
spending uncountable hours making fun of him 24/7. Then he should try to find a
single example of someone on the Right even coming close to doing or saying
something funny. About anything. He might just die trying, or preferably end up
in a coma trying. We would never wish death to anyone…in writing. Either way,
may he rest in peace.
BannoNazi & Muskkk, I salute you
Many
of these neo-Nutsies are either flashing and/or rationalizing this salute. They
think they’re cute.
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*Actual real quote. Not
kidding. It is much scarier to watch than it is to read.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck(s) Of The Day.
Fuck yeah.
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